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Put All Your Faith In The Pill  
The Bothers-in-law


The world population explosion
Is making you feel rather ill
The doctors have said
You can hop into bed
And put all your faith in the pill

So put all your faith in the pill
Put all your faith in the pill
The Doctors have said
You can hop into bed
And put all your faith in the pill

The pill is a birth control method
It's the best one developed to date
You get somebody's daughter
To take one in water
There's no mess and no time to wait.

So put all your faith in the pill
Put all your faith in the pill
The Doctors have said
You can hop into bed
And put all your faith in the pill

It's been proven and tried by the Russians
The Chinese now make them at home
And it may not be true,
But word has leaked through
They are now being tested in Rome. (oh oh)

So put all your faith in the pill
Put all your faith in the pill
The Doctors have said
You can hop into bed
And put all your faith in the pill

So throw out your old fashioned methods
As you joyfully leap into bed
You can take your saran wrap
Back into the kitchen
And use it for cooking instead

So put all your faith in the pill
Put all your faith in the pill
The Doctors have said
You can hop into bed
And put all your faith in the pill

So here's to the boys in the back room
The chemists whose faith will not die
For they're working there still.
On a birth control pill
That's fifty percent Spanish Fly!

So put all your faith in the pill
Put all your faith in the pill
The Doctors have said
You can hop into bed
And put all your faith in the pill

• Various Artists
  • Rude Rock and Dirty Ditties  
    • Circular Impression - The Extras  Time: 1:44
    • Bras On 45 - Ivor Biggun  Time: 3:08
    • Motor Car - The Tradewinds  Time: 2:36
    • Disco's In The Garbage - The Incinerators  Time: 1:51
    • Davy's Dinghy - Ruth Wallis  Time: 2:15
    • Come Outside - Judge Dread  Time: 2:37
    • It's So Hard To Say I Love You (While Your Sitting On My Face) - Marty & The Muff-Tones  Time: 3:25
    • Who Put The Pepper (In The Vaseline) - The Merrymen  Time: 2:18
    • It's All Rite... - Barbara Markay  Time: 2:52
    • Fuck Me Forever - Connie Lingus  Time: 2:00
    • I Ain't Gettin' Any - The Monks  Time: 2:40
    • The Encore Song - The Grandpa Band  Time: 1:59
    • My Ding-a-ling [Toy Bell] - The Bees  Time: 1:47
    • Woman In Love - The Tradewinds  Time: 3:57
    • Superman - Celi Bee & The Buzzy Bunch  Time: 4:03
    • Nice Legs Shame About Her Face - The Monks  Time: 1:35
    • The Wanker's Song - Ivor Biggun & The Red-Nosed Burglars  Time: 2:29
    • Stickball - P. Vert  Time: 2:48
    • Please, Betty Jane - Mike Russo & The Dellwoods  Time: 2:04
    • You Can't Get - The Tradewinds  Time: 3:27
    • Take Your Love (And Shove It) - Kane's Cousins  Time: 1:47
    • The Pill - The Brothers-In-Law  Time: 2:25
    • Up With The Cock! - Judge Dread  Time: 2:16

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