Girl Scout Camp
'Chorus: I don't wanna go to
Girl Scout camp
Gee Mom I wanna go
But
they won't let me go
Gee mom I wanna go home
Girl Scout Camp
Girl Scout
Camp
The buses that they give us
They say their mighty fine
But when
they turn a corner
They leave their wheels behind
The counselors that they
give us
They say their mighty fine
But without their make-up
They look like Frankenstein
The food that they give us
They say it's
mighty fine
But a doughnut rolled off the table
And killed a friend of
mine
The lifeguards that they give us
They say their mighty fine
But
when your in the water
Your life is worth a dime
The water that they
give
They say it's mighty fine
But it looks like dirty water
And tastes
like turpentine
The nurses that they give you
They say they're mighty
fine
But when you come in dying
They sit on their behind
The lots that
they give you
They say they're mighty fine
But when you sit upon
them
The bugs are right behind
The beds that they give you
They say are
mighty fine
But when you lay upon them
You break your little spine
