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Golden Jock Strap Oh, my golden jock hangs on the wall But it's been worn a lot since way last fall Couldn't cover my ass, but it saved my balls When I rode in the Thud in the morning. Oh, that golden jockstrap, oh, that golden jockstrap The golden jock I always wear because it fits so neat Oh, that golden jockstrap, oh, that golden jockstrap The golden jock I always wear and I don't mean on my feet. Oh my golden jock that I wore aloft, Yours may be brass, but mine are soft, And I didn't want Ho to shoot 'em off When I rode in the Thud in the morning. (Chorus) Now if you're a fighter pilot with lots of dash And you don't want Ho to ram one up your ass Get a golden jock and it'll last and last When you ride in the Thud in the morning. (Chorus) Now the 469th has no golden jock But a camouflaged coat that they wear a lot And I think it's just to hide the spot When they snap their bean in the morning. (Chorus) Now the 44th Squadron don't snap their bean Cause they like to keep their fingers clean But they chase our nurses If you know what I mean Fore the ride in the Thud in the morning. (Chorus) Now the grunts run around like a bunch of squirrels And I know they'd like to give sex a whirl But they can't decide between boys and girls, Let's ship ' em all back to California. (Chorus) If you go to heaven well you wont be late, You'll fly your Thud through Pete's front gate You're one guy he won't try to stop, He'll recognize you by your golden jock. (Chorus)
Oh, my golden jock hangs on the wall But it's been worn a lot since way last fall Couldn't cover my ass, but it saved my balls When I rode in the Thud in the morning.
Oh, that golden jockstrap, oh, that golden jockstrap The golden jock I always wear because it fits so neat Oh, that golden jockstrap, oh, that golden jockstrap The golden jock I always wear and I don't mean on my feet.
Oh my golden jock that I wore aloft, Yours may be brass, but mine are soft, And I didn't want Ho to shoot 'em off When I rode in the Thud in the morning.
(Chorus)
Now if you're a fighter pilot with lots of dash And you don't want Ho to ram one up your ass Get a golden jock and it'll last and last When you ride in the Thud in the morning.
Now the 469th has no golden jock But a camouflaged coat that they wear a lot And I think it's just to hide the spot When they snap their bean in the morning.
Now the 44th Squadron don't snap their bean Cause they like to keep their fingers clean But they chase our nurses If you know what I mean Fore the ride in the Thud in the morning.
Now the grunts run around like a bunch of squirrels And I know they'd like to give sex a whirl But they can't decide between boys and girls, Let's ship ' em all back to California.
If you go to heaven well you wont be late, You'll fly your Thud through Pete's front gate You're one guy he won't try to stop, He'll recognize you by your golden jock.
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