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John Patrick
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My current field recordings as of 16 Sep 2006:

• Field Recording - John Patrick Collection - See Notes.
  • Digital Recording - Abby Sale - 2004.08.30
    • Tit Punctured By A Spoke  Size: 40KB  Time: 0:13
    • Vanessa Picklegin  Size: 92KB  Time: 0:30
  • Digital Recording - Abby Sale - 2004.11.07
    • Charlotte The Harlot [Tune - Sweet Betsy From Pike]  Size: 413KB  Time: 2:17
    • Lehigh Valley  Size: 180KB  Time: 1:00
    • The Bonny Black Hair [Tune - Sweet Betsy From Pike]  Size: 329KB  Time: 1:49
    • The German Musicianer  Size: 559KB  Time: 3:06
    • The Lady In Red [aka The Lady In Bed]  Size: 63KB  Time: 0:21
    • The Moose Song  Size: 376KB  Time: 2:05
    • Toorn-a Magoon  Size: 83KB  Time: 0:27
    • Vanessa Pickled Gin  Size: 444KB  Time: 2:28
  • Digital Recording - Abby Sale - 2004.11.14
    • Sam Hall  Size: 509KB  Time: 2:49
    • The Lady In Red [aka The Lady In Bed]  Size: 67KB  Time: 0:22
  • Digital Recording - Abby Sale - 2004.12.18
    • Furze Field  Size: 454KB  Time: 2:31
    • Furze Field Note  Size: 73KB  Time: 0:24
    • Torn A' Ma Goon  Size: 317KB  Time: 1:45
    • Torn A' Ma Goon Note  Size: 83KB  Time: 0:27
  • Digital Recording - Abby Sale - 2004.12.19
    • I'll Lay Ye Doon  Size: 471KB  Time: 2:37
    • I'll Lay Ye Doon Note  Size: 124KB  Time: 0:41
    • Roseberry Tae His Lady Said  Size: 61KB  Time: 0:20
    • Roseberry Tae His Lady Said Note  Size: 14KB  Time: 0:04
    • The 1930s Note  Size: 51KB  Time: 0:17
    • The 1930s [recitation]  Size: 32KB  Time: 0:10
    • The Buffalo Whore  Size: 505KB  Time: 2:48
    • The Buffalo Whore Note  Size: 108KB  Time: 0:36
    • The Lady In Red Note  Size: 98KB  Time: 0:32
    • The Lady In Red [aka The Lady In Bed]  Size: 69KB  Time: 0:23
    • The Trooper's Horse  Size: 413KB  Time: 2:17
    • The Trooper's Horse Note  Size: 178KB  Time: 0:59
    • Tit Punctured By A Spoke  Size: 40KB  Time: 0:13
    • Tit Punctured By A Spoke Note  Size: 20KB  Time: 0:06
    • Wad Ye Do That  Size: 120KB  Time: 0:40
    • Wad Ye Do That Note  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
  • Digital Recording - Abby Sale - 2004.12.22
    • I Never Had Sex With That Woman Note  Size: 149KB  Time: 0:49
    • I Never Had Sex With That Woman [tune - Rosin The Beau]  Size: 354KB  Time: 1:58
  • Digital Recording - Abby Sale - 2004.12.25
    • Maids When You're Young Never Wed An Old Man  Size: 524KB  Time: 2:54
    • Maids When You're Young Never Wed An Old Man Note  Size: 114KB  Time: 0:38
    • She Was A Rum One  Size: 413KB  Time: 2:17
    • She Was A Rum One Note  Size: 526KB  Time: 2:55
    • The Molecatcher  Size: 663KB  Time: 3:41
    • The Molecatcher Note  Size: 114KB  Time: 0:38
  • Digital Recording - Abby Sale - 2005.01.02
    • Johnson Girls  Size: 276KB  Time: 1:32
    • Johnson Girls Note  Size: 145KB  Time: 0:48
    • Kafoozalum  Size: 460KB  Time: 2:33
    • Kafoozalum Note  Size: 61KB  Time: 0:20
  • Digital Recording - Abby Sale - 2005.01.04
    • Castration Of The Strawberry Roan  Size: 538KB  Time: 2:59
    • Castration Of The Strawberry Roan Note  Size: 202KB  Time: 1:07
  • Digital Recording - Abby Sale - 2005.01.09
    • Appleknocker [aka Big Rock Candy Mountain]  Size: 28KB  Time: 0:09
    • Appleknocker [aka Big Rock Candy Mountain]  Size: 276KB  Time: 1:32
    • Beggar Wench  Size: 444KB  Time: 2:28
    • Beggar Wench Note  Size: 184KB  Time: 1:01
    • Lichtbob's Lassie  Size: 303KB  Time: 1:41
    • Lichtbob's Lassie Note  Size: 219KB  Time: 1:13
    • The Old She-crab  Size: 256KB  Time: 1:25
    • The Old She-crab Note  Size: 73KB  Time: 0:24
    • The Traveler Note  Size: 149KB  Time: 0:49
    • The Traveler [aka Seven Nights Drunk]  Size: 567KB  Time: 3:09
  • Digital Recording - Abby Sale - 2005.01.23
    • Duncan Gray  Size: 301KB  Time: 1:40
    • Duncan Gray Note  Size: 145KB  Time: 0:48
    • The Bad Girl's Lament  Size: 479KB  Time: 2:39
    • The Bad Girl's Lament Note  Size: 122KB  Time: 0:40
    • The Eer-i-e Canal  Size: 425KB  Time: 2:21
    • The Eer-i-e Canal Note  Size: 223KB  Time: 1:14
    • The Vintner  Size: 774KB  Time: 4:18
    • The Vintner Note  Size: 149KB  Time: 0:49
    • Yarmouth Town  Size: 509KB  Time: 2:49
    • Yarmouth Town Note  Size: 229KB  Time: 1:16
  • Digital Recording - Abby Sale - 2005.01.30
    • Liverpool Judies  Size: 487KB  Time: 2:42
    • Liverpool Judies Note  Size: 323KB  Time: 1:47
    • Maggie Lauder  Size: 276KB  Time: 1:32
    • Maggie Lauder Note  Size: 159KB  Time: 0:53
    • The Bonniest Lass Note  Size: 253KB  Time: 1:24
    • The Bonniest Lass [Tune - For A' That]  Size: 376KB  Time: 2:05
    • The Derby Ram  Size: 391KB  Time: 2:10
    • The Derby Ram Note  Size: 190KB  Time: 1:03
    • The Fireship Note  Size: 360KB  Time: 2:00
    • The Fireship [Edited - Timeshifted]  Size: 501KB  Time: 2:47
  • Digital Recording - Abby Sale - 2005.02.07
    • Little Sally Racket (Haul 'em Away)  Size: 335KB  Time: 1:51
    • Little Sally Racket (Haul 'em Away) - Note  Size: 141KB  Time: 0:47
    • The Beggar Man  Size: 229KB  Time: 1:16
    • The Beggar Man - Note  Size: 186KB  Time: 1:02
    • We're Geyly Yet  Size: 247KB  Time: 1:22
    • We're Geyly Yet - Note  Size: 126KB  Time: 0:42
  • Digital Recording - Abby Sale - 2005.02.26
    • The Sexual Life Of The Camel - Note  Size: 196KB  Time: 1:05
    • The Sexual Life Of The Camel [Tune - Eton Boating Song]  Size: 262KB  Time: 1:27
  • Digital Recording - Alan Moorhouse - 2004.09.27
    • I Don't Want To Join The Army  Size: 137KB  Time: 0:45
    • Lady Of The Manor [aka The Highland Tinker]  Size: 344KB  Time: 1:54
  • Digital Recording - Allan J. - 2005.09.19
    • Description Of Liars Dice [Drinking Game]  Size: 245KB  Time: 1:21
    • I Don't Want To Join The Army [Opening Verse Only]  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
    • If Wife Calls Bar Or Shows Up Pilot Must Buy Round Of Drinks [Drinking Tradition]  Size: 100KB  Time: 0:33
    • Must Take Off Hat Before Bell Is Rung [Drinking Tradition]  Size: 73KB  Time: 0:24
    • Old Number 9  Size: 149KB  Time: 0:49
    • On Top Of Old Pyongyang All Covered In Flak [fragment]  Size: 18KB  Time: 0:06
    • The Ice Is On The Rice [fragment]  Size: 10KB  Time: 0:03
    • [The General Rides in A Motor Car, Fragment]  Size: 45KB  Time: 0:15
  • Digital Recording - Andy C. - 2005.07.12
    • Boom Boom Boom [learned From Dittographed Songbook At University Of Illinois]  Size: 92KB  Time: 0:30
    • Good Ship Venus [Tune - In and Out the Windows]  Size: 106KB  Time: 0:35
    • Mary Anne Burns  Size: 71KB  Time: 0:23
    • The Ball Of Ballynoor [aka The Ball of Kerrimuir]  Size: 296KB  Time: 1:38
    • Three Old Whores From Winnepeg  Size: 190KB  Time: 1:03
  • Digital Recording - Anne J. - 2006.03.25
    • Sippin Cider [Fragment of Bawdy Version And Discussion]  Size: 112KB  Time: 0:37
    • The Weeny Man Song [Children's Song, Learned In The Early 1980s]  Size: 30KB  Time: 0:10
  • Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2004.01.04
    • Papier [A Frenchman Went To The Lavatory]  Size: 184KB  Time: 1:01
  • Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2004.07.05
    • Two Irishmen  Size: 100KB  Time: 0:33
  • Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2004.07.17
    • Ching-Chung Chinaman  Size: 172KB  Time: 0:57
    • My Cross-eyed Girl [Tune - "The Death Of Willie"]  Size: 139KB  Time: 0:46
    • Sandy-O  Size: 47KB  Time: 0:15
    • Sydney Road  Size: 157KB  Time: 0:52
  • Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2004.12.13
    • All My Life I've Been Afflicted [Cante Fable]  Size: 49KB  Time: 0:16
    • Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willing [Mnemonic Recitation To Learn Resistance Colors]  Size: 126KB  Time: 0:42
    • Goldwater In '64, Hot Water In '65  Size: 16KB  Time: 0:05
    • Great Green Gobs [Used To Tease Others]  Size: 90KB  Time: 0:30
    • Hark The Herald Angels Sing, Mrs Simson Pinched Our King  Size: 65KB  Time: 0:21
    • Hitler Had Only One Left Ball [aka Hitler Has Only Got One Ball]  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
    • Khrushchev The Baldheaded Communist [Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer Parody]  Size: 116KB  Time: 0:38
    • Mary Had A Little Lamb [Recitation, Parody]  Size: 16KB  Time: 0:05
    • Scamp Sandwiches  Size: 45KB  Time: 0:15
  • Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2005.02.11
    • Strangers In The Night Exchanging Rubbers  Size: 36KB  Time: 0:12
    • We Had Joy, We Had Fun, We Ran Naked In The Sun  Size: 26KB  Time: 0:08
  • Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2005.02.19
    • Drunk Last Night, Drunk The Night Before [aka The Goddamned Dutch; or The Souse Family]  Size: 96KB  Time: 0:32
    • Her Mother Never Told Her [aka The Lady In Red]  Size: 94KB  Time: 0:31
    • My Father Was The Keeper Of The Eddistone Light  Size: 155KB  Time: 0:51
    • Violate Me In The Violate Time  Size: 100KB  Time: 0:33
    • [Untitled German Song]  Size: 79KB  Time: 0:26
  • Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2005.03.05
    • 2005.03.05 Anonymous WWII AF Pilot  Size: 6445KB  Time: 35:48
  • Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2005.03.15
    • By The Shore Of Lake Sa-la-kus [from first line]  Size: 247KB  Time: 1:22
    • Give A Cheer, Give A Cheer For The Men Who Drink The Beer  Size: 24KB  Time: 0:08
    • I Am A Ruptured Cowboy I Have The Gonorrhea  Size: 69KB  Time: 0:23
    • Walking Down Canal Street [recitation]  Size: 55KB  Time: 0:18
  • Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2005.03.23
    • Beautiful Streamer [fragment]  Size: 102KB  Time: 0:34
    • Cadence To Tease Others (Rangers, Airborne And Others)  Size: 266KB  Time: 1:28
    • Old King Cole [Cadence With Zim Zam God Damn Chorus]  Size: 686KB  Time: 3:48
    • There Was Blood Upon The Risers [Sung In Bar]  Size: 30KB  Time: 0:10
  • Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2005.04.14
    • Delta Gammas Do Not Drink  Size: 32KB  Time: 0:10
    • Give A Cheer For The Guys That Drink The Beer [Father Learned At Yale, Graduated In 1974]  Size: 67KB  Time: 0:22
    • Take A Drink Like A DG Can  Size: 24KB  Time: 0:08
    • Take Your Man Around The Corner  Size: 65KB  Time: 0:21
    • [Roll Em Up, Down, Another Keg Around Because The A Phi's Are Drinking Tonight]  Size: 14KB  Time: 0:04
  • Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2005.04.18
    • Be-boppin' Jesus, He's My Savior Now [aka Bebopping Jesus]  Size: 47KB  Time: 0:15
    • Give Me That Old Time Religion [with Druid Verse]  Size: 49KB  Time: 0:16
    • Jesus Saves [Learned 1966]  Size: 108KB  Time: 0:36
    • Jesus Was A Teenager Too [aka Rosery, Rosery, Yeah]  Size: 53KB  Time: 0:17
    • Jesus Will Save You [Tune - Hava Nagila]  Size: 45KB  Time: 0:15
    • Plastic Jesus [Learned 1966]  Size: 79KB  Time: 0:26
  • Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2005.08.16
    • It's The Ring Your Mother Wore  Size: 86KB  Time: 0:28
  • Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2005.09.25
    • Brassiere [Tune - Brazil - Two Part Round]  Size: 106KB  Time: 0:35
    • Diarrhea [Tune - Halleluiah Chorus (uncertain, fragment)]  Size: 32KB  Time: 0:10
    • Leprosy [Tune - Jalousie, (aka Jealousy) a Tango 1955-59]  Size: 40KB  Time: 0:13
    • My Turtle Has Tuberculosis [Tune - My Bonny Lies Over The Ocean]  Size: 67KB  Time: 0:22
  • Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2005.11.11
    • On Top Of Old Smokey All Covered With Blood  Size: 36KB  Time: 0:12
    • The Diarrhea Song  Size: 69KB  Time: 0:23
    • The Littlest Boy (Was Stuck In A Straw)  Size: 135KB  Time: 0:45
  • Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2005.12.08
    • Little Willie Killed His Sister [Rhymed Recitation]  Size: 26KB  Time: 0:08
    • My Children Are Laughing Behind My Back [from Sam Eskin LP]  Size: 174KB  Time: 0:58
    • Persian Kitty [fragment]  Size: 67KB  Time: 0:22
    • Tear Your Arm Off And Beat You To Death [Learned From Grandmother As A Way To Silence Children]  Size: 18KB  Time: 0:06
    • The Rubber Dolly Song  Size: 53KB  Time: 0:17
    • There Was Blood On The Saddle [Sung With Sister On Road Trips Learned From Radio]  Size: 65KB  Time: 0:21
    • Violate Me In Violet Time  Size: 90KB  Time: 0:30
  • Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2006.03.12
    • Diarreha [One Verse Learned From Movie Parenthood]  Size: 47KB  Time: 0:15
    • Never Laugh When A Hearse Goes By [fragment]  Size: 63KB  Time: 0:21
    • The Comet Song 2 [Learned From Mother]  Size: 32KB  Time: 0:10
    • The Comet Song [Breaks Up; Learned From Mother]  Size: 36KB  Time: 0:12
  • Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2006.03.16
    • Everywhere We Go [Learned In 2000 In Alpha Phi Alpha Initiation]  Size: 124KB  Time: 0:41
  • Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2006.03.26
    • Diarrhea [Chant Fragment]  Size: 32KB  Time: 0:10
    • John And Peggy Sitting In A Tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G [Jumprope Rhyme]  Size: 47KB  Time: 0:15
    • There's A Place In France Where The Naked Ladies Dance [Tune - The Streets of Cairo]  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
  • Digital Recording - Betsy Huhn - 2005.05.10
    • Blood On The Saddle  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
    • Dinning Hall Dinner [aka Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts]  Size: 22KB  Time: 0:07
    • German Doctor Song  Size: 102KB  Time: 0:34
    • Little Black Things  Size: 24KB  Time: 0:08
    • Miss Susie Had A Baby [aka Suzie Had A Baby; or, Ask Me No More Questions, Tune - Steamboat Bill(?)]  Size: 79KB  Time: 0:26
    • Sam Sam The Lavatory Man  Size: 57KB  Time: 0:19
    • Susie [aka Suzie Had A Baby; or, Ask Me No More Questions, Tune - Steamboat Bill(?)]  Size: 65KB  Time: 0:21
    • The Beaver Song  Size: 172KB  Time: 0:57
    • The Buffalo Song  Size: 126KB  Time: 0:42
    • The Titanic  Size: 217KB  Time: 1:12
    • Three Chartreuse Buzzards  Size: 108KB  Time: 0:36
    • Three Little Angels  Size: 129KB  Time: 0:43
  • Digital Recording - Bil M. - 2005.12.20
    • Everybody Picks On Me [Sung To Children Who Were Feeling Sorry For Themselves]  Size: 51KB  Time: 0:17
  • Digital Recording - Bill Getz - 2005.03.29
    • 2005.03.29 Bill Getz Unedited Telephone Interview  Size: 5775KB  Time: 32:05
  • Digital Recording - Bill Person - 2006.04.12
    • 'Hymn, Hymn, Fuck Him' Song/Chant Was Used To Shock Others  Size: 77KB  Time: 0:25
    • Brassiere [Tune - Brazil]  Size: 83KB  Time: 0:27
    • Discussion Of 'Dead Bug' Drinking Game [Learned 1967]  Size: 30KB  Time: 0:10
    • Discussion Of 'Hymn, Hymn Fuck Him' At Levine 100th Mission Party  Size: 507KB  Time: 2:49
    • Discussion Of Mig Sweep 2  Size: 75KB  Time: 0:25
    • Discussion Of Ringing Bell If Someone Had A Hat On  Size: 43KB  Time: 0:14
    • Discussion Of Squadron Songbooks [Considers Them Souvenirs]  Size: 124KB  Time: 0:41
    • Happy Flier [aka Bell Bottom Trousers, Learned In The Civil Air Patrol, 1952-54]  Size: 184KB  Time: 1:01
    • Have I Told You Lately That I Love You [Written By Bill Person]  Size: 71KB  Time: 0:23
    • Mig Sweep [Linking Arms And Knocking Others Down]  Size: 24KB  Time: 0:08
    • Queer That Gave Money To The Church [joke]  Size: 102KB  Time: 0:34
    • Roll You For A Drink [Drinking Game]  Size: 106KB  Time: 0:35
    • Says That Purpose Of 'Dirty' Songs Was To Be Macho To Attract Available Women  Size: 165KB  Time: 0:55
    • Show Me The Way To Go Home [Raven FAC Song]  Size: 108KB  Time: 0:36
    • Swing Low Sweet Chariot [Learned In 1969]  Size: 217KB  Time: 1:12
    • Toothbrush [Tune - Same Old Saturday Night, Learned In The Civil Air Patrol, 1952-54]  Size: 28KB  Time: 0:09
  • Digital Recording - Bob Coltman - 2005.04.26
    • Time From Ten To One  Size: 96KB  Time: 0:32
    • Two Little Gnats [aka The Little Fly Who (fffftt) On The Grocery Man]  Size: 286KB  Time: 1:35
  • Digital Recording - Brian Aveney - 2006.04.01
    • Brush Your Cleats With Colgate, Colgate Football Team  Size: 18KB  Time: 0:06
    • Cocaine Bill  Size: 88KB  Time: 0:29
    • High Above Cayuga's Waters There's An Aweful Smell  Size: 28KB  Time: 0:09
  • Digital Recording - Bud Weiss - 2004.11.26
    • A Little Bit Of Cucumber  Size: 32KB  Time: 0:10
    • Along The Colorado Trail [Not Bawdy]  Size: 75KB  Time: 0:25
    • Bang Bang Lu Lu [Learned In Kindergarten]  Size: 24KB  Time: 0:08
    • Castration Of The Strawberry Roan  Size: 407KB  Time: 2:15
    • God Damned Dutch [Chorus Only]  Size: 30KB  Time: 0:10
    • I Don't Want To Join The Army  Size: 133KB  Time: 0:44
    • I Love My Girl [aka I Love My Wife; Sung In Three Part Harmony]  Size: 92KB  Time: 0:30
    • I'm A Nut [Not Bawdy, Learned At A Canadian Camp]  Size: 61KB  Time: 0:20
    • Oh My Name It Is Sam Hall [Learned From The Clancy Brother Late 50s Or Early 60s]  Size: 491KB  Time: 2:43
    • Oh The Black Cat Piddled In The White Cat's Eye  Size: 18KB  Time: 0:06
    • One Two Three O'Leary  Size: 14KB  Time: 0:04
    • Roll Your Leg Over  Size: 57KB  Time: 0:19
    • The Limerick Song  Size: 174KB  Time: 0:58
    • There's Blood In The Saddle [Not Bawdy]  Size: 98KB  Time: 0:32
    • Walking Down Canal Street [Incomplete Learned 1946-47]  Size: 75KB  Time: 0:25
    • [Honey, Oh Baby Mine]  Size: 45KB  Time: 0:15
  • Digital Recording - C. A. - 2005.07.12
    • Chili-man [Sea Chanty]  Size: 65KB  Time: 0:21
    • Gee But It's Great After Eating Your Date [Tune -- Walking My Baby Back Home]  Size: 18KB  Time: 0:06
    • Great Green Gobs [Learned At Camp]  Size: 32KB  Time: 0:10
    • High High-o Silver [aka I Got A Lady Dressed In Red]  Size: 122KB  Time: 0:40
    • My Name It Is Pancho I Live On A Rancho  Size: 59KB  Time: 0:19
    • My Name It Is Pancho I Live On A Rancho [Two Verses, Has Aye Aye Aye Aye Chorus, Learned 1964-68]  Size: 96KB  Time: 0:32
    • Paul Revier [Fragment, Teasing Rhyme, Ca 1957]  Size: 49KB  Time: 0:16
    • Roll Your Leg Over [One Verse And Chorus]  Size: 28KB  Time: 0:09
    • Rolly Poley Tickle My Holey [aka Four Old Whores, May Be Derived From Doug Clark LP]  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
    • Sam, Sam The Shit House Man [Used During Pledge To Humiliate]  Size: 221KB  Time: 1:13
    • The Girls Up Against The Wall [fragment]  Size: 45KB  Time: 0:15
    • There Was A Little Bird No Bigger Than A Turd  Size: 90KB  Time: 0:30
    • There Was A Young Man From Nantucket [Sung Limerick Talks Of Aye Aye Aye Aye Chorus]  Size: 55KB  Time: 0:18
    • Walking Down Canal Street [Learned In 8th Grade]  Size: 57KB  Time: 0:19
    • We Don't Smoke And We Don't Chew [fragment]  Size: 12KB  Time: 0:04
  • Digital Recording - Cassie R. - 2005.04.21
    • Five Constipated Men In The Bible  Size: 61KB  Time: 0:20
  • Digital Recording - Charlie Noble - 2004.11.13
    • Anthony Claire [Software Cuts Out During Song]  Size: 307KB  Time: 1:42
    • The Old Maid Stood By The Fire [First Verse And Chorus]  Size: 81KB  Time: 0:27
  • Digital Recording - Charlie Noble - 2004.12.09
    • All The World Is Desolation  Size: 126KB  Time: 0:42
    • Beatles Don't Decay  Size: 278KB  Time: 1:32
    • If I Had The Wings Of An Angel  Size: 114KB  Time: 0:38
    • Last Night Our Baby Died  Size: 94KB  Time: 0:31
  • Digital Recording - Charlie Noble - 2005.02.18
    • Gossport Nancy [fragment]  Size: 59KB  Time: 0:19
    • The Family Overhead  Size: 192KB  Time: 1:04
    • The Intoxicated Rate [NOT The Little Brown Mouse]  Size: 368KB  Time: 2:02
    • The Lady Mechanic [Mildly Ribald - Blues Tune]  Size: 194KB  Time: 1:04
    • The Old Maid Stood By The Fire [Old Maid And Tom Cat]  Size: 342KB  Time: 1:54
    • The Tattooed Lady [Version 1]  Size: 225KB  Time: 1:15
    • The Tattooed Lady [Version 2]  Size: 577KB  Time: 3:12
  • Digital Recording - Daniel Talsky - 2004.09.29
    • Diarrhea Song  Size: 57KB  Time: 0:19
    • I'm Going to Eat Some Worms  Size: 55KB  Time: 0:18
  • Digital Recording - Darren B. - 2006.01.01
    • Discussion Of 'Choir Practice' And Start Of 'shoot The Boot'  Size: 118KB  Time: 0:39
    • Discussion Of 'Head' Chant Used To End A Rugby Song  Size: 131KB  Time: 0:43
    • Discussion Of 'Shooting The Boot' As Penalty For Screwing Up A Verse  Size: 385KB  Time: 2:08
    • Discussion Of 'The Rugby Queen'  Size: 524KB  Time: 2:54
    • Discussion Of 'Zulu Warrior' And The Use Of The Song  Size: 421KB  Time: 2:20
    • Discussion Of How To 'Win The Party'  Size: 124KB  Time: 0:41
    • Discussion Of Pointing With Elbow  Size: 32KB  Time: 0:10
    • Discussion Of Where Rugby Parties Are Held  Size: 323KB  Time: 1:47
    • I Used To Work In Chicago [One Verse, Spoken Song]  Size: 47KB  Time: 0:15
    • Learned Yogi Bear Song In 1989  Size: 20KB  Time: 0:06
    • Ring-a-rang-a-roo [aka Ring Dang Doo]  Size: 90KB  Time: 0:30
  • Digital Recording - Dave Forshaw - 2006.04.26
    • Brothel In Cairo  Size: 196KB  Time: 1:05
    • Rum & Coke Cola  Size: 247KB  Time: 1:22
  • Digital Recording - Dave Forshaw - 2006.05.05
    • As I Was Walking Through A Wood [Two Tunes, 'Yam Sing' Said At End Of Songs And People Must Finish Drink]  Size: 98KB  Time: 0:32
    • Brown Ham And Eggs  Size: 57KB  Time: 0:19
    • Buggy [Children's Song Learned As A Child In The Early 1960s]  Size: 208KB  Time: 1:09
    • Cruncher's Clog Tradition In Squadron  Size: 147KB  Time: 0:49
    • Hurrah Mr. Stevens And Zulu Warrior [Sung To A Person And They Are Expected To Strip Naked]  Size: 237KB  Time: 1:19
    • In Rugby In The Army If Someone Made Mention Of Rank They Were Fined  Size: 98KB  Time: 0:32
    • Sambo Was A Lazy Coon  Size: 118KB  Time: 0:39
    • Shag Order (or Shit Order), Church Key, Flash Traditions And 'Why Was He Born So Beautiful'  Size: 460KB  Time: 2:33
    • The Engineer's Song  Size: 219KB  Time: 1:13
    • The Engineers Are A Bunch Of Queers [fragment(?)]  Size: 10KB  Time: 0:03
    • The Fly Path And Buggery Train Traditions Used To Clear Out Bar Of Any Women  Size: 327KB  Time: 1:49
    • There Was A Troop Ship Leaving Bombay For Old Blight's Shore [aka Fuck 'em All, Two Versions]  Size: 194KB  Time: 1:04
    • They Say That In The Army The Food Is Very Fine [aka Gee Mom I Want To Go Home, Fragment]  Size: 28KB  Time: 0:09
    • Underwear In Woman's Rum And Coke [Example Of Keeping Women Away While Drinking And Singing]  Size: 190KB  Time: 1:03
    • We All Fucking Hate Leeds [Football Chant, Tune - The Dam Buster's March]  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
    • Why Was He Born So Beautiful [Ends In 'Yamsing']  Size: 40KB  Time: 0:13
  • Digital Recording - David Carter - 2004.08.03
    • Walking Down Canal Street [recitation]  Size: 65KB  Time: 0:21
  • Digital Recording - David K. - 2005.06.03
    • Beware Young Ladies They're Fooling You [fragment]  Size: 36KB  Time: 0:12
    • Fight Fight Fight For Palestine [aka You You Sons Of Moses - Learned Early 1980s, Tune - Song of the Vagabonds]  Size: 53KB  Time: 0:17
  • Digital Recording - Deborah Schifferli - 2004.07.30
    • Hanna My Delta Gamma  Size: 61KB  Time: 0:20
  • Digital Recording - Dennis "Mu-Sick" Gill - 2004.03.30
    • Bestiality's Best  Size: 106KB  Time: 0:35
    • Born Dead  Size: 98KB  Time: 0:32
    • Dead Whore  Size: 317KB  Time: 1:45
    • I Love My Wife  Size: 73KB  Time: 0:24
    • Jesus Saves  Size: 131KB  Time: 0:43
    • My Girl's A Vegetable  Size: 92KB  Time: 0:30
    • Necrophiliac Song  Size: 219KB  Time: 1:13
  • Digital Recording - Dennis "Mu-Sick" Gill - 2004.04.01
    • Dear Mom Your Son Is Dead [fragment, with discussion of song]  Size: 317KB  Time: 1:45
    • It Only Hurts When I Laugh Mom  Size: 253KB  Time: 1:24
    • Let Me Call You Sweetheart  Size: 67KB  Time: 0:22
    • Me No Likey British Soldier [fragment, Me No Likey British Sailor]  Size: 96KB  Time: 0:32
    • Song To Saudi Arabia  Size: 126KB  Time: 0:42
    • Strafe The Town And Kill The People  Size: 67KB  Time: 0:22
    • Why I Was Late For The Hash Today  Size: 315KB  Time: 1:45
    • You Picked A Fine Time To Burn Me Miss Lee  Size: 186KB  Time: 1:02
  • Digital Recording - Dennis "Mu-Sick" Gill - 2005.02.26
    • By The Light Of The Flickering Match  Size: 288KB  Time: 1:36
    • Diamond Lilly [I'm A Whore In Piccadilly - Fragment]  Size: 22KB  Time: 0:07
    • Here's To The Breezes [Toast]  Size: 47KB  Time: 0:15
    • Here's To The Girls Who Say They Will [Toast Also Song]  Size: 67KB  Time: 0:22
    • I've Got AIDS, But I'm Not A Homosexual  Size: 104KB  Time: 0:34
    • Jonestown  Size: 321KB  Time: 1:47
    • Little Gomez The Mexican Chihuahua  Size: 327KB  Time: 1:49
    • My First Time Ever [Saw Poem And Added Tune Often Used As Call And Response]  Size: 141KB  Time: 0:47
    • Nellie Hawkins [Learned At Air Force Academy While Playing Rugby, Tune for Second Part is "Alice Blue Gown"]  Size: 120KB  Time: 0:40
    • Oh Ye Great Jehovah [Fragment - Some Verses Of The Complete Song Written By Mu-sick]  Size: 81KB  Time: 0:27
    • Peg Of My Heart  Size: 161KB  Time: 0:53
    • Put Your Thighs On My Shoulder [Written By Mu-sick]  Size: 61KB  Time: 0:20
    • Side By Side  Size: 219KB  Time: 1:13
    • Sun Stroke, Syphilis And Varicose Veins [Learned From A Rugby Team]  Size: 331KB  Time: 1:50
    • The Doggies Meeting [Saw Text And Added His Own Tune]  Size: 192KB  Time: 1:04
    • The Lady Of The Manor Was Waiting For The Ball [aka The Highland Tinker]  Size: 301KB  Time: 1:40
    • The Liquor Was Spilt On The Bar-room Floor [Fragment - Learned As Boyscout]  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
  • Digital Recording - Dick Greenhaus - 2004.04.12
    • Ovaltine Song  Size: 55KB  Time: 0:18
    • Violate Me In The Violate Time  Size: 124KB  Time: 0:41
    • We Never Mention Aunt Clara  Size: 524KB  Time: 2:54
  • Digital Recording - Dick Greenhaus - 2004.05.03
    • 2004.05.03 Dick Greenhaus Unedited Telephone Interview  Size: 4245KB  Time: 23:35
  • Digital Recording - Ed Cray - 2005.03.23
    • 2005.03.23 Ed Cray Unedited Telephone Interview  Size: 9023KB  Time: 50:07
  • Digital Recording - Eloise - 2005.07.05
    • Black Socks [Tune - Unknown, Children's Song]  Size: 40KB  Time: 0:13
    • Cocktale Gingerale Five Cents A Glass [fragment]  Size: 24KB  Time: 0:08
    • I Went To The Kitchen To Get A Stick Of Butter [tune - Rockin' Robin, Play Party Rhyme]  Size: 92KB  Time: 0:30
    • My Reindeer Is Purple [Tune - Pomp And Circumstance]  Size: 36KB  Time: 0:12
    • Play Party Verse Description [Tune - Rockin' Robin]  Size: 174KB  Time: 0:58
  • Digital Recording - Eric G. - 2005.12.10
    • Diarrhea Song [Learned At Ages 8 or 9]  Size: 14KB  Time: 0:04
    • Great Green Gobs Of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts [Learned At Age 8 Or 9]  Size: 36KB  Time: 0:12
    • The Farmer And The Maiden Were Wooing [Learned At Age 8]  Size: 77KB  Time: 0:25
  • Digital Recording - FW Peifer - 2005.11.30
    • There's A Hole In The Bottom Of The Sea  Size: 460KB  Time: 2:33
  • Digital Recording - Fart Master - 2006.03.14
    • Bom-bom-ba-dee [fragment, aka The Gay Caballero]  Size: 159KB  Time: 0:53
    • Discussion of "I Fucked A Dead Whore By The Roadside" Which Was Used As Cadence  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
    • Down In The Valley Where The Green Grass Grows [cadence]  Size: 143KB  Time: 0:47
    • Has Heard "Old King Cole" Used As A Cadence  Size: 18KB  Time: 0:06
    • Head Who Said Head [recitation]  Size: 73KB  Time: 0:24
    • Me No Likey British Sailor [Fragment, Learned In Shanghi From British Sailors]  Size: 92KB  Time: 0:30
    • My Name Is Jack, I'm A Necrophiliac [Fragment Learned In 1997-98]  Size: 55KB  Time: 0:18
    • The Are Marine Corps Infantry [cadence]  Size: 55KB  Time: 0:18
  • Digital Recording - Freddy K - 2004.10.10
    • 400th Squadron Song  Size: 53KB  Time: 0:17
    • Gee Ma I Wanna Go Home  Size: 55KB  Time: 0:18
    • North Atlantic Squadron  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
    • Oral Sex Is Good For You [aka Camptown Races]  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
    • Swing Low Sweet Chariot [Learned In 1978 With Obscene Gestures]  Size: 202KB  Time: 1:07
  • Digital Recording - Geoff Grangier - 2005.02.24
    • 2005.02.24 Geoff Grainger Unedited Telephone Interview  Size: 3518KB  Time: 19:32
  • Digital Recording - Giles R. - 2005.08.01
    • Sunshine [Sticking Fingers Up His Ass]  Size: 161KB  Time: 0:53
    • There Was An Old Sailor Who Sat On A Rock [aka There Was An Old Farmer]  Size: 145KB  Time: 0:48
    • There Was An Young Man From New Castle [recited Limerick]  Size: 20KB  Time: 0:06
    • What Do You Tell A Woman With Two Black Eyes [Joke]  Size: 18KB  Time: 0:06
  • Digital Recording - Glenn Ohrlin - 2006.01.08
    • Beautiful Morning Glory [aka "My God How The Money Rolls In" With Unusual Chorus]  Size: 57KB  Time: 0:19
    • Discussion Of Learning 'I Used To Work In Chicago' In The Late 1930s Perhaps Early 1940s  Size: 90KB  Time: 0:30
    • There Once Was An Indian Maid [Learned in the late 1930s]  Size: 30KB  Time: 0:10
  • Digital Recording - Gregory Hildebrand - 2004.12.04
    • Drunk Last Night, Drunk The Night Before  Size: 77KB  Time: 0:25
    • My Baby Died [Variant 1]  Size: 49KB  Time: 0:16
    • My Baby Died [Variant 2]  Size: 26KB  Time: 0:08
  • Digital Recording - Gregory Hildebrand - 2004.12.07
    • Dina Show Us Your Leg [Chorus Only, Learned From Englishmen]  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
    • Gang Bang Lulu  Size: 83KB  Time: 0:27
    • Half Past One ["Roll Me Over" Variant With Hot Time Tonight Chorus]  Size: 120KB  Time: 0:40
    • I Don't Want To Join The Army  Size: 208KB  Time: 1:09
    • It's A Shayme The Whole World Over [Tune - Unknown]  Size: 61KB  Time: 0:20
    • Life Presents A Dismal Picture [Tune - Deutschland Uber Alles]  Size: 28KB  Time: 0:09
    • Life Presents A Dismal Picture [Tune - It's The Same The Same World Over]  Size: 122KB  Time: 0:40
    • Lupe The Mexican Whore [Fragment, Tune - Down in the Valley]  Size: 174KB  Time: 0:58
    • My Name Is Poncho Via, I Got The Gonorrhea  Size: 63KB  Time: 0:21
    • Old Jizzum Trail  Size: 141KB  Time: 0:47
    • Ring Dang Doo [Tune - Bluetail Fly]  Size: 90KB  Time: 0:30
    • Roll Me Over In The Clover  Size: 49KB  Time: 0:16
    • Three Old Ladies From Canada [aka Four Old Whores From Winnipeg]  Size: 106KB  Time: 0:35
    • Two Irishmen  Size: 118KB  Time: 0:39
    • Up In The Lehigh Valley  Size: 92KB  Time: 0:30
    • Walking Down Canal Street  Size: 71KB  Time: 0:23
  • Digital Recording - Haruo - 2005.09.20
    • Bill Grogan's Goat  Size: 92KB  Time: 0:30
    • Didn't He Ramble [Variant Of Darby Ram]  Size: 92KB  Time: 0:30
    • He Was A Big Bold Man From Colorado  Size: 53KB  Time: 0:17
    • Quee Quaa Quoo  Size: 45KB  Time: 0:15
    • Russian Songs [I Don't Know I Don't Know Nothing]  Size: 49KB  Time: 0:16
    • The Deitsch Company [Learned It In Early 1960s]  Size: 75KB  Time: 0:25
  • Digital Recording - Horn-e (Chicago Full Moon Hash) - 2005.09.30
    • Discussion Of I Used To Work In Chicago  Size: 247KB  Time: 1:22
    • Heads Down Ass Up [down-down Chant]  Size: 79KB  Time: 0:26
    • Hey La-de Hey La-de-low [one Verse]  Size: 43KB  Time: 0:14
    • When Your Girlfriend Tastes Like Shit Turn Her Over [Tune - Red River Valley]  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
  • Digital Recording - Ian Cumming - 2005.07.17
    • Christopher Robin  Size: 86KB  Time: 0:28
    • John Thomas Was A Footman Tall [aka Red Plush Britches, Tune - In and Out the Windows]  Size: 116KB  Time: 0:38
    • My Rhubarb Refuses To Rise [Intro To Salome Or Nell Hawkins]  Size: 47KB  Time: 0:15
    • Nellie Hawkins and She Wore No Bowsers  Size: 96KB  Time: 0:32
    • Queen Of All The Fairies [Twenty-one And Never Been Done, Tune - Blaze Away]  Size: 69KB  Time: 0:23
    • Salome  Size: 149KB  Time: 0:49
    • Somebody Stole My Pants  Size: 167KB  Time: 0:55
    • They're Changing The Guard At Buckingham Palace Christopher Robin Goes Down On Alice  Size: 40KB  Time: 0:13
    • Who Killed Cock Robin [with Explanation Of Gestures]  Size: 247KB  Time: 1:22
    • [Discussion Of When Ian Cumming Learned The Doggies Meeting To The Tune Aurela]  Size: 153KB  Time: 0:51
  • Digital Recording - Ian Cumming - 2006.01.18
    • Arsehole Charcoal Each Had A Bucket Full Of Charcoal [believes This To Be Chorus For Cats On The Rooftops]  Size: 397KB  Time: 2:12
    • Discussion Of Making People Sing Before Down-downs  Size: 167KB  Time: 0:55
    • I Love My Gal [aka I Love My Wife; Cleaned Up Version For Mixed Company]  Size: 45KB  Time: 0:15
    • I Love To Go Swimming With Bowlegged Women [Tune - Blaze Away (March)]  Size: 135KB  Time: 0:45
    • Ian Explains The Conservative Nature Of Rugby Singing  Size: 188KB  Time: 1:02
    • In Days Of Old When Knights Were Bold [sung, Arsehole Charcoal Is Chorus For This Song, 1946-49]  Size: 83KB  Time: 0:27
    • Lord Jim And I Swam Ashore [aka The King Of The God Damned Isles]  Size: 198KB  Time: 1:06
    • On-on Was Drinking In 1959 Singing Would Happen At The Pub  Size: 129KB  Time: 0:43
    • Pointing With Elbow And Beer Over Head [hash Traditions]  Size: 167KB  Time: 0:55
    • Sing Sing Or Show Us Your Ring [recited]  Size: 28KB  Time: 0:09
    • Sitting On Ice Before Singing And Doing Down-down Penance  Size: 141KB  Time: 0:47
    • Swing Low Sweet Chariot [only One Gesture Known In 1947-49]  Size: 296KB  Time: 1:38
    • The God Damned Dutch [fragment, Learned In Army]  Size: 94KB  Time: 0:31
    • The Monks Of Saint Bernard [used As Grace Before Eating Meal]  Size: 104KB  Time: 0:34
    • The Red Flag [Tune - Oh, Tannenbaum]  Size: 96KB  Time: 0:32
    • There Are No Serious Hashers In New York  Size: 157KB  Time: 0:52
    • There Was A Little Bird No Bigger Than A Turd  Size: 69KB  Time: 0:23
    • Twas A Cold Winter's Evening [aka The Lady In Red]  Size: 124KB  Time: 0:41
    • Untitled Recitation [has Been Added Onto When I Was A Little Girl Song]  Size: 192KB  Time: 1:04
    • We Call On The Bastard To Sing Us A Song [Person Drops Pants And Everyone Throws Beer At Buttocks]  Size: 104KB  Time: 0:34
    • We Call On The Bastard To Sing Us A Song [Song Used To Challenge To Other Rugby Club]  Size: 106KB  Time: 0:35
  • Digital Recording - Ian Murphy - 2004.11.29
    • Oh, Sir Jasper  Size: 235KB  Time: 1:18
    • Thrashing Machine [aka Our Little Nell]  Size: 73KB  Time: 0:24
  • Digital Recording - Ivan Burger - 2004.07.08
    • Adam Catched Eve By The Furbelow  Size: 65KB  Time: 0:21
  • Digital Recording - Ivy T. (aka Number 6) - 2005.01.06
    • He Put His Hand Upon My Toe, Ya Ho Ya Ho  Size: 288KB  Time: 1:36
    • I Don't Want To Join The Army [Fragment]  Size: 26KB  Time: 0:08
    • It's He He He At The Size Of His Wee Wee [Fragment - Written By Ivy T]  Size: 124KB  Time: 0:41
    • Jonestown [Fragment]  Size: 14KB  Time: 0:04
    • My Father [aka Follow The Band - Includes Homosexual Verse]  Size: 256KB  Time: 1:25
    • Rugby Queen And Rugby King Discussion  Size: 444KB  Time: 2:28
    • Shiggy Shaggy Oy Oy Oy [Hash Punishment Song For Those Who Mess Up A Verse]  Size: 6KB  Time: 0:02
    • Shoot The Boot [Ditty - With Explanation Of Context And Use]  Size: 176KB  Time: 0:58
    • The Rugby Song [Includes Suck An Orange Verse, aka The Marrying Kind]  Size: 403KB  Time: 2:14
    • You're An Asshole [Song For Someone Who Messes Up A Verse]  Size: 233KB  Time: 1:17
  • Digital Recording - J. R. - 2005.08.18
    • A Phi A [Tune - My Heart And My Soul]  Size: 124KB  Time: 0:41
    • A Phi A, Gay Phi Gay  Size: 98KB  Time: 0:32
    • Alpha And Zeta Train Chants  Size: 114KB  Time: 0:38
    • Alphabet [Phi Beta Sigma Sigma-bet]  Size: 182KB  Time: 1:00
    • Gay Phi Gay Is What You Say But Who Was At Your Girl's House  Size: 65KB  Time: 0:21
    • Omega Psi Phi [Tune - My Heart And My Soul]  Size: 59KB  Time: 0:19
    • Those Men Of A Phi A [AKA Chant About Black Fraternities]  Size: 53KB  Time: 0:17
  • Digital Recording - James H. - 2005.01.23
    • The Woodpecker Song [aka A Woodpecker Knocking On My Front Door]  Size: 423KB  Time: 2:21
  • Digital Recording - James M. - 2005.12.25
    • Tune Used For Nellie Put Your Belly Close To Mine [Tune - The Streets of Cairo]  Size: 24KB  Time: 0:08
  • Digital Recording - James McWilliam - 2005.11.21
    • A Near Sighted Drunkard Named Dan [limerick]  Size: 30KB  Time: 0:10
    • A Sailor Told Me Before He Died [complete - The Engineer's Song - Unknown Tune]  Size: 135KB  Time: 0:45
    • A Sailor Told Me Before He Died [garbled - The Engineer's Song - Unknown Tune]  Size: 149KB  Time: 0:49
    • Born In A Whorehouse Raised Like A Slave [recitation]  Size: 59KB  Time: 0:19
    • Cardinals Be Damned [Learned At UC Davis In 1950]  Size: 143KB  Time: 0:47
    • Castration Of The Strawberry Roan [Learn From Party Record In 1956]  Size: 485KB  Time: 2:41
    • Cats On The Rooftop  Size: 59KB  Time: 0:19
    • Charlotte The Harlot [two Verses]  Size: 63KB  Time: 0:21
    • Chisolm Traid [fragment]  Size: 32KB  Time: 0:10
    • Colusseum [non-traditional]  Size: 133KB  Time: 0:44
    • Jesus Christ Was Wise [Recitation, Not Traditional]  Size: 102KB  Time: 0:34
    • Leland Stanford Jr Farm  Size: 61KB  Time: 0:20
    • Nobody Loves Me Everybody Hates Me [Fragment, YMCA Song]  Size: 40KB  Time: 0:13
    • O'Leary Was Closing The Bar [aka The Lady In Red]  Size: 102KB  Time: 0:34
    • Old COP We Owe Our Abortions  Size: 67KB  Time: 0:22
    • Old COP We Owe Our Abortions [fragment]  Size: 14KB  Time: 0:04
    • Party, Banquets And Balls [Learned From Oscar Brand]  Size: 22KB  Time: 0:07
    • Poor Naz Is Dead [Not Traditional]  Size: 92KB  Time: 0:30
    • Rio Rio Bully-o Rio [aka My Little Organ Grinder, Learned At Stanford U. In 1949]  Size: 102KB  Time: 0:34
    • Sam, Sam The Lavatory Man [learned As Van Van In 1954]  Size: 88KB  Time: 0:29
    • The Ball Of Ballynoor  Size: 88KB  Time: 0:29
    • The Doggies Meeting [Learned In 1958 From Sigma Nu's At UC-Davis, Tune - ?????]  Size: 110KB  Time: 0:36
    • The Fox [Not Bawdy, Sung While Drinking]  Size: 32KB  Time: 0:10
    • The Raven [Fragment, A Parody]  Size: 24KB  Time: 0:08
    • The Shiny Little Crown With The Thorns On Top [not Traditional]  Size: 161KB  Time: 0:53
    • The Steward Went Below, The Cal Drinking Song And The God Damned Dutch  Size: 266KB  Time: 1:28
    • There Was An Old Farmer [Titled(?) Sweet Violets]  Size: 40KB  Time: 0:13
    • There's No Pogrom Like My Pogrom [Jewish Bugging Song Not Traditional]  Size: 45KB  Time: 0:15
    • Van, Van The Lavatory Man [aka Sam Sam The Lavatory Man Unknown Tune And Extra Stanza]  Size: 65KB  Time: 0:21
    • We Are The Nuns Of Cop [Tune - Dummy Song(?)]  Size: 79KB  Time: 0:26
    • We Go To Campus Hall  Size: 55KB  Time: 0:18
    • With Me It's Naz Or Nothing [Not Traditional]  Size: 81KB  Time: 0:27
  • Digital Recording - Jan Lammerts - 2005.04.10
    • 2005.04.10 Jan Lammerts (sp?) Unedited Telephone Interview  Size: 7739KB  Time: 42:59
  • Digital Recording - Jim Griffith - 2005.04.23
    • Five Constipated Men In The Bible [With Description Of Performance]  Size: 253KB  Time: 1:24
    • Leland Stanford Junior Farm [One Verse - Rabbits / Nasty Habits]  Size: 55KB  Time: 0:18
    • The Fireman's Band [Drinking Song]  Size: 118KB  Time: 0:39
  • Digital Recording - Jim S. - 2005.04.02
    • Baptist Sunday School [aka Darkies Sunday School]  Size: 67KB  Time: 0:22
    • My Girls A Corker She's A New Yorker [Bawdy Children's Song]  Size: 139KB  Time: 0:46
    • [Helen Had A Shotgun, Children's Song, Tune - Bell Bottom Trowsers]  Size: 28KB  Time: 0:09
    • [Honey Oh Baby Mine (cadence)]  Size: 96KB  Time: 0:32
    • [You Sons Of Moses With Your Crooked Noses Fight For Palestine, Tune - Song of the Vagabonds]  Size: 55KB  Time: 0:18
  • Digital Recording - Joe Offer - 2005.05.07
    • Granny Swinging On The Outhouse Door [Used To Fill Pauses Between Songs]  Size: 26KB  Time: 0:08
    • You're Always Welcome At Our House  Size: 280KB  Time: 1:33
  • Digital Recording - John Frushour - 2004.01.13
    • Colonel McBride's Raiders  Size: 69KB  Time: 0:23
    • Don't Send My Boy To Harvard  Size: 73KB  Time: 0:24
    • Give My Regards To Kmag  Size: 110KB  Time: 0:36
    • How I Hate Your Fucking Face  Size: 83KB  Time: 0:27
    • I Went To Seoul City [aka Miss Lee's Hoochie]  Size: 276KB  Time: 1:32
    • I'm An Old Papa San  Size: 69KB  Time: 0:23
    • If The Chinese Ever Cross The Imjin River  Size: 116KB  Time: 0:38
    • Nellie The Campus Widow  Size: 69KB  Time: 0:23
    • On The Steps Of IU  Size: 63KB  Time: 0:21
    • Put That Window Down [Not Trad. Written By Frushour]  Size: 462KB  Time: 2:34
    • Sammy Small [aka Sam Hall]  Size: 282KB  Time: 1:34
    • The Co-eds Of Old IU  Size: 79KB  Time: 0:26
    • The God Damned Dutch  Size: 188KB  Time: 1:02
    • The Infantry  Size: 49KB  Time: 0:16
    • The Lady In Red [aka O'Leary's Bar]  Size: 200KB  Time: 1:06
    • The Quartermaster's Corps  Size: 245KB  Time: 1:21
    • They Called On The Army And Fuckem All [aka Fuck Them All]  Size: 112KB  Time: 0:37
    • They're Bugging Out  Size: 53KB  Time: 0:17
    • When The Ice Is On The Rice [Tune - My Indiana Home (?)]  Size: 86KB  Time: 0:28
  • Digital Recording - John Frushour - 2004.01.15
    • 2004.01.15 John Frushour Unedited Telephone Interview  Size: 6836KB  Time: 37:58
  • Digital Recording - John Frushour - 2004.01.23
    • Hanna My Delta Gamma  Size: 65KB  Time: 0:21
    • Hurray For Johnny  Size: 69KB  Time: 0:23
    • Kappa Alpha Theta  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
    • Pi Phi Song [aka Follow The Band]  Size: 215KB  Time: 1:11
    • We Are The Pi Phi's  Size: 102KB  Time: 0:34
  • Digital Recording - John Frushour - 2004.02.09
    • Honey Cadence  Size: 161KB  Time: 0:53
    • Jody Call  Size: 258KB  Time: 1:26
  • Digital Recording - John Frushour - 2004.03.15
    • [Two Irishmen, Two Irishmen; Children's Song]  Size: 141KB  Time: 0:47
  • Digital Recording - John Frushour - 2004.08.17
    • [Titty Was Punctured By A Spoke]  Size: 73KB  Time: 0:24
  • Digital Recording - John Frushour - 2004.09.01
    • Careless Love  Size: 266KB  Time: 1:28
    • Fort Benning Motto  Size: 112KB  Time: 0:37
  • Digital Recording - John Patrick - 2004.03.15
    • Jesus Saves  Size: 624KB  Time: 3:28
  • Digital Recording - John Patrick - 2004.05.07
    • Balls To Mr Bangelstein  Size: 196KB  Time: 1:05
  • Digital Recording - John Patrick - 2004.07.04
    • I've Got The Start On A Twelve Inch Hardon  Size: 71KB  Time: 0:23
  • Digital Recording - John Patrick - 2005.06.26
    • Gee It's Great After Raping Your Date  Size: 75KB  Time: 0:25
    • Moshi Moshi Anone [Down Down Song]  Size: 108KB  Time: 0:36
  • Digital Recording - John Patrick - 2005.07.08
    • Sing Brothers Singalong  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
    • The Motherfucker's Ball  Size: 86KB  Time: 0:28
  • Digital Recording - John Patrick - 2005.07.12
    • No Hiding Place Down There  Size: 81KB  Time: 0:27
  • Digital Recording - John Patrick - 2005.07.17
    • Gee Its Great After Raping Your Date  Size: 59KB  Time: 0:19
    • The Motherfucker's Ball  Size: 75KB  Time: 0:25
  • Digital Recording - John Patrick - 2005.08.18
    • No Hiding Place Down There  Size: 110KB  Time: 0:36
  • Digital Recording - John R. - 2005.04.21
    • The Engineer Song [First Line: An Engineer Told Me Before He Died]  Size: 28KB  Time: 0:09
    • There Were Five Constipated Men In The Bible  Size: 71KB  Time: 0:23
  • Digital Recording - John W. Herbert - 2006.04.15
    • A.25 Song [with 'Side, Side' Song Used To Introduce Song]  Size: 415KB  Time: 2:18
    • Ain't It A Pitty She's Only One Titty To Feed The Baby On [Learned During WWII, Repeats Endlessly]  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
    • Does Not Remember Seeing Any Songbooks Being Used During WWII  Size: 145KB  Time: 0:48
    • Every Good Ship Has A Main Mast  Size: 430KB  Time: 2:23
    • Fascinating Bitch  Size: 45KB  Time: 0:15
    • I Don't Want To Join The Navy  Size: 270KB  Time: 1:30
    • I've Sat In This Saddle Six Hours [Learned From His Father in the 1920s]  Size: 167KB  Time: 0:55
    • It Was On The Good Ship Venus [Doesn't Remember If There Was A Chorus Or Not]  Size: 65KB  Time: 0:21
    • Life Presents A Dismal Picture [Tune - Deutland Uber Ales (The German National Anthem)]  Size: 129KB  Time: 0:43
    • The Albacore(sp?) Song [aka The Frith Of Forth]  Size: 358KB  Time: 1:59
    • The Boy Stood On The Burning Deck [recitation]  Size: 22KB  Time: 0:07
    • The Portions Of A Woman - A.P. Herbert  Size: 315KB  Time: 1:45
    • They're Moving Father's Grave To Build A Sewer [Fragment, Learned During WWII]  Size: 55KB  Time: 0:18
  • Digital Recording - John W. Herbert - 2006.04.17
    • 'Hum Fuck A Duck(?)' As A Filler Between Songs  Size: 43KB  Time: 0:14
    • A Life On The Ocean Wave [March Pass(?) Of The Royal Marines]  Size: 55KB  Time: 0:18
    • A Sailor Told Me Before He Died [aka The Engineer's Song, Tune - Saint Bee's]  Size: 231KB  Time: 1:17
    • After The War Is Over The British Leave [wwi Song In Broken French Learned From Father]  Size: 161KB  Time: 0:53
    • Americans And English Shared Songs In The Pubs During WWII  Size: 47KB  Time: 0:15
    • Assholes Are Cheap Today  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
    • Balls To Mr. Banglestein  Size: 59KB  Time: 0:19
    • Barnacle Bill The Sailor [fragment]  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
    • Bawdy Songs Are The Drinking Songs Of Men Aboard Ship  Size: 174KB  Time: 0:58
    • Beer, Beer Glorious Beer [pre-WWII Pub Song]  Size: 59KB  Time: 0:19
    • Bell Bottom Trousers [fragment]  Size: 45KB  Time: 0:15
    • Bless Them All [aka Fuck Them All]  Size: 200KB  Time: 1:06
    • Bollocks Make A Damned Fine Stew [Believes That This Is Original Chorus For Cornel Bogey March]  Size: 63KB  Time: 0:21
    • Bring Back My Bomber To Me  Size: 153KB  Time: 0:51
    • Bums, Bellies And Tits  Size: 22KB  Time: 0:07
    • Cats On The Rooftops  Size: 90KB  Time: 0:30
    • Caviar Comes From The Virgin Sturgeon  Size: 51KB  Time: 0:17
    • Do Your Balls Hang Low?  Size: 24KB  Time: 0:08
    • Follow The Band [Current During WWII Remember A Version From His Father]  Size: 124KB  Time: 0:41
    • Gathering Nuts In May [tune Is Used For 'I Have A Dog Whose Name Is Rover']  Size: 30KB  Time: 0:10
    • Here To Good Old Whiskey [tune - I've Got Six Pence (?), Sung Aboard Ship During Wwii]  Size: 49KB  Time: 0:16
    • Here's To The Next Man To Die [Sung When Drinking After Someone Had Died]  Size: 59KB  Time: 0:19
    • Hey Ho Says Rolly [fragment]  Size: 63KB  Time: 0:21
    • Hitler Has Only Got One Ball  Size: 43KB  Time: 0:14
    • I Had A Good Job By I Left [British Marching Cadence]  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
    • I Put My Finger In The Woodpecker's Hole [Learned As A Scout In The Late 1920s]  Size: 114KB  Time: 0:38
    • I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Cocanuts  Size: 92KB  Time: 0:30
    • I've Got Six Pence [Learned In The Scouts But Sung In The Navy]  Size: 159KB  Time: 0:53
    • If I Had The Wings Of An Angel  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
    • In Mobile  Size: 188KB  Time: 1:02
    • Jesus Wants Me For A Sunbeam [Children's Hymn And Navy Parody]  Size: 75KB  Time: 0:25
    • John Thomas [aka Red Plush Britches, Fragment]  Size: 47KB  Time: 0:15
    • Keep The Home Fires Burning [Sentimental Song Sung In Pubs During WWI]  Size: 79KB  Time: 0:26
    • King Farouk [fragment]  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
    • Lydia Pink  Size: 108KB  Time: 0:36
    • Mademe Moiselle From Armentiers [Learned From Father Who Was A WWI Veteran]  Size: 69KB  Time: 0:23
    • My Grandfather's Clock [Original Pop Song]  Size: 71KB  Time: 0:23
    • My Grandfather's Cock  Size: 32KB  Time: 0:10
    • Oh Dear What Can The Matter Be [Childen's Song]  Size: 59KB  Time: 0:19
    • One Eyed Reilly [Fragment Of Chorus Only]  Size: 45KB  Time: 0:15
    • Passengers Will Please Refrain  Size: 102KB  Time: 0:34
    • Please Don't Burn The Shithouse Down [Current During WWII]  Size: 20KB  Time: 0:06
    • Poor Little Angeline [fragment]  Size: 43KB  Time: 0:14
    • Queen Of All The Fairies  Size: 30KB  Time: 0:10
    • Remember Hearing 'Loyd George Knew My Father'  Size: 49KB  Time: 0:16
    • Remembers Hear 'The Red Flag'  Size: 36KB  Time: 0:12
    • Remembers Hearing 'Asshole Rules The Navy' Chorus During Wwii  Size: 24KB  Time: 0:08
    • Remembers Hearing 'Bang Bang Lulu' During Wwii  Size: 22KB  Time: 0:07
    • Remembers Hearing 'Red Flannel Drawers' Doesn't Remember Lyrics Or Tune  Size: 36KB  Time: 0:12
    • Remembers Hearing The Doggies Meeting But No Text Or Tune  Size: 49KB  Time: 0:16
    • Ring-a-rang-a-roo [aka Ring Dang Do]  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
    • Roll Me Over In The Clover [fragment]  Size: 36KB  Time: 0:12
    • Rule Brittania [Learned From Father In The 1920s]  Size: 43KB  Time: 0:14
    • Seduced Herself With A Fountain Pen  Size: 141KB  Time: 0:47
    • See Her On The Bridge At Midnight [aka She Was Poor But Honest]  Size: 69KB  Time: 0:23
    • Shit Without Wit [An Old Yorkshire Expression]  Size: 16KB  Time: 0:05
    • Sister Anna Will Carry The Banner [recitation, Skit Parody Of Salvation Army]  Size: 180KB  Time: 1:00
    • Sung These Songs To His Wife At Bed Time  Size: 98KB  Time: 0:32
    • Sweet Violets [This Was Used As A Tag Line To Avoid Singing A 'Rude' Word]  Size: 69KB  Time: 0:23
    • Ten Green Bottles Hanging On The Wall  Size: 57KB  Time: 0:19
    • The Ball Of Kerrimuir  Size: 118KB  Time: 0:39
    • The Mayor Of Bayswater [Remembers Hearing More Verses]  Size: 110KB  Time: 0:36
    • The Quartermaster's Store [Learned As A Scout In The 1920s]  Size: 83KB  Time: 0:27
    • The Sailor's Wife [fragment]  Size: 65KB  Time: 0:21
    • There Once Was A Farmer Who Sat On A Rock [fragment]  Size: 40KB  Time: 0:13
    • There's A Balls Up(?) On The Flight Deck And They Don't Know Who To Blame  Size: 139KB  Time: 0:46
    • They're Changing The Guard At Buckingham Palace [Recited Poem]  Size: 65KB  Time: 0:21
    • Three Old Ladies Locked In The Lavatory  Size: 57KB  Time: 0:19
    • Under The Chessnut Tree [Boyscout Song That Has Ribald Gestures]  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
    • Used To Sing A Parody Of Silver Hair Amongst The Gold  Size: 81KB  Time: 0:27
    • Vulgar Songs Were Sung In The Ward Room  Size: 79KB  Time: 0:26
    • We Had A Merry Party [Learned During WWII]  Size: 266KB  Time: 1:28
    • When I Was Young And In My Prime [Rhymed Recitation]  Size: 32KB  Time: 0:10
    • When I Was Young And Seventeen I Had A Pretty Quim  Size: 51KB  Time: 0:17
    • When This Bloody War Is Over [Tune - What A Friend We Have In Jesus, Learned From Father, A WWI Vet, In Early 1920s  Size: 94KB  Time: 0:31
    • Who Killed Cock Robin [Music Hall Song]  Size: 86KB  Time: 0:28
    • Why Was I Born So Beautiful [aka Why Was He Born So Beautiful]  Size: 55KB  Time: 0:18
    • Wild West Show [as Sung During WWII]  Size: 135KB  Time: 0:45
    • Will You Mary, Mary, Mary Me  Size: 75KB  Time: 0:25
    • You Can't Put Your Muck In Our Dustbin  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
    • Your Baby Has Gone Down The Plug Hole  Size: 159KB  Time: 0:53
    • Zulu Warrior [fragment]  Size: 45KB  Time: 0:15
    • [Discussion Of Hearing 'the Frenchman Went To The Lavatory'  Size: 284KB  Time: 1:34
    • [fragment Of 'King Of The God Damned Isles']  Size: 63KB  Time: 0:21
  • Digital Recording - Joseph G. - 2005.12.14
    • Discussion Of 'Maggies Drawers' Being The Red Flag Of Missing The Target  Size: 174KB  Time: 0:58
    • Down In Old Yosu [Tune - Down In The Valley, Learned In 1947]  Size: 86KB  Time: 0:28
    • Mary Anne Had A Leg Like A Man  Size: 24KB  Time: 0:08
    • Take It In Your Hands Mrs. Murphy [Learned In 1949-50]  Size: 36KB  Time: 0:12
    • The Birmingham Jail Blues [Chorus Only]  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
    • Those Old Red Flannel Drawers That Maggie Wore  Size: 65KB  Time: 0:21
    • Yosu, Kwangju, Yong Dong Po 2 [Tune - Rum And Coca-cola, Learned In 1947]  Size: 100KB  Time: 0:33
    • Yosu, Kwangju, Yong Dong Po [Tune - Rum And Coca-cola, Learned In 1947]  Size: 47KB  Time: 0:15
  • Digital Recording - Joseph G. - 2005.12.16
    • A Man Came Home At Three [aka Seven Nights Drunk, Learned In The Late 1940s Or Early 1950s]  Size: 256KB  Time: 1:25
    • Chigaretto, Chalkaletto, Sagahachi [Learned in 1948 from people who had served in Japan]  Size: 92KB  Time: 0:30
    • Humoresque [Learned In Army In Korea 1946-47]  Size: 40KB  Time: 0:13
    • Leland Stanford Farm [aka The Quartermaster Corps, Learned In The Late 1940s]  Size: 40KB  Time: 0:13
    • Moshi Moshi Anone [Learned In Korea In 1946-47]  Size: 16KB  Time: 0:05
    • My Indiana Home [Chorus Only, This Is Used For When The Ice Is On The Rice]  Size: 40KB  Time: 0:13
    • Nellie Put Your Belly Close To Mine [Learned when 9 or 10 years old in 1938-39]  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
    • Oh We Don't Have To Fight Like The Infantry [Tune - The Old Gray Mare, Learn in 1948]  Size: 59KB  Time: 0:19
    • Pissonya [aka Piss On You, Sung Learned ca.1943 While In High School]  Size: 24KB  Time: 0:08
    • Pissonya [aka Piss On Your, Recited Song, Learned ca.1943 While In High School]  Size: 16KB  Time: 0:05
    • Roll Me Over In The Clover  Size: 280KB  Time: 1:33
    • She Went In A-wading Deeper [Unsure Where Or When Learned, He Called This A Boy Scout Song]  Size: 71KB  Time: 0:23
    • The Amsterdam Maid [Believes That Learned From A Recording]  Size: 387KB  Time: 2:09
    • There's An A-frame In Yosu They Say [Fragment, Tune - Bless Them All]  Size: 26KB  Time: 0:08
    • You're The One That Fucked My Daughter [Tune - Harlech, Learned In Early 1980s]  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
  • Digital Recording - Joseph G. - 2005.12.17
    • Down In The Valley Hear The Trains Go [Chorus Only, Not Bawdy]  Size: 24KB  Time: 0:08
    • I Am A Funny Little Dutch Girl [Jump Rope Song, Learned While Watching Younger Sister In The Early 1940s]  Size: 57KB  Time: 0:19
    • They Don't Wear Pants In The Sunny Part Of France [Tune - Streets of Cario, Learned 1940s, before reading this in _The Farrel Trilogy_]  Size: 45KB  Time: 0:15
  • Digital Recording - Joseph G. - 2006.01.08
    • A Soldier I Will Be [recitation]  Size: 28KB  Time: 0:09
    • Ain't We Crazy [Children's Song]  Size: 112KB  Time: 0:37
    • Four Old Whores [Fragment, Chorus Roley Poley Tikle My Holey, Learned Late 1930s]  Size: 77KB  Time: 0:25
    • I Know A Boarding House Far Far Away  Size: 53KB  Time: 0:17
    • I'm Looking Under A Skirt And Wonder [Parody Of I'm Looking Over A Four Leaf Clover]  Size: 73KB  Time: 0:24
    • My Bonny Has Tuberculosis, My God How The Money Rolls In [Learned 1949 At Fort Benning]  Size: 176KB  Time: 0:58
    • My Mother Your Mother Lived Across The Way [Children's Rhyme]  Size: 32KB  Time: 0:10
    • Nellie Put Your Belly Close To Mine  Size: 36KB  Time: 0:12
    • Our Soldiers Went To War, Our Soldiers Won  Size: 51KB  Time: 0:17
    • Put On Your Old Gray Panties [Tune - The Old Gray Bonnett]  Size: 43KB  Time: 0:14
    • The Lady In Red Makes Her Living In A Bed [aka The Lady In Bed]  Size: 43KB  Time: 0:14
    • The Old Gray Mare She Went To The World's Fair [Learned Late 1930s]  Size: 36KB  Time: 0:12
    • There Was A Brave Highlander At The Battle Of Waterloo  Size: 83KB  Time: 0:27
    • Two Dead Boys Began To Fight  Size: 22KB  Time: 0:07
    • Two Irishmen, Two Irishmen 2 [aka Ask Me No More Questions]  Size: 65KB  Time: 0:21
    • Two Irishmen, Two Irishmen [aka Ask Me No More Questions]  Size: 63KB  Time: 0:21
    • We're Sons Of General Custer [aka Hidey Didey Christ Almighty]  Size: 131KB  Time: 0:43
    • Your Son's In The ROTC [Used By Gym Students To Tease ROTC Students]  Size: 32KB  Time: 0:10
  • Digital Recording - Joseph G. - 2006.02.05
    • Down On The Farm They All Ask For You [Repeats Unendingly, Horses Ass Implied, Learned Late 1948-49]  Size: 73KB  Time: 0:24
    • Hitler Has Only Got One Ball [Learned In 1974 From An Irish Nurse]  Size: 108KB  Time: 0:36
    • Hortense [Learned From Father As A Child In The 1930s]  Size: 28KB  Time: 0:09
    • I See London, I See France [Children's Rhyme Learned In The 1930s, Used To Tease Girls]  Size: 28KB  Time: 0:09
    • The Prisoner's Song 2 [Unsure About Title, This Commercial Song Is Parodied]  Size: 43KB  Time: 0:14
    • The Prisoner's Song [Parody, First Line "If I Had The Wings Of An Angel", Learned Late 1940s Perhaps Earlier]  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
    • The Prisoner's Song [Unsure About Title This Commercial Song Is Parodied]  Size: 30KB  Time: 0:10
  • Digital Recording - Joseph G. - 2006.03.09
    • I Love To Go Swimming With Bowlegged Women [Learned In The Late 1930s]  Size: 18KB  Time: 0:06
    • Mother May I Go Down To Swim [Learned From Mother]  Size: 26KB  Time: 0:08
    • Mother Mother Pin A Rose On Me [Learned From Mother]  Size: 51KB  Time: 0:17
    • One, Two, Three O'leary [Children's Jump Rope Song]  Size: 22KB  Time: 0:07
    • She Stood Right There In The Middle Of The Stair [Complete, Tune - The Girl I Left Behind Me]  Size: 83KB  Time: 0:27
    • She Stood Right There In The Middle Of The Stair [Tune - The Girl I Left Behind Me]  Size: 55KB  Time: 0:18
    • Song To The Tune Of Oklahoma Hills  Size: 63KB  Time: 0:21
    • There Is A Boarding House  Size: 69KB  Time: 0:23
  • Digital Recording - K.W. - 2006.04.21
    • Dinah  Size: 299KB  Time: 1:39
    • Discussion Of 'The Rugby Song' And Homosexual Connotation Of The Song  Size: 542KB  Time: 3:00
    • Eskimo Nell And Other Songs Used In A Cabberre  Size: 79KB  Time: 0:26
    • Gentlemen Will Please Refrain [aka Passengers Will Please Refrain, Fragment]  Size: 40KB  Time: 0:13
    • Has Heard And Sung These Songs With Ex-patriot Men  Size: 163KB  Time: 0:54
    • If I Were The Marrying Kind [aka The Rugby Song]  Size: 116KB  Time: 0:38
    • Learned Guestures For Swing Low Sweet Chariot As An Adult At A Party  Size: 151KB  Time: 0:50
    • Roll Me Over [aka Roll Me Over In The Clover, Fragment]  Size: 51KB  Time: 0:17
    • She Was Poor But She Was Honest  Size: 155KB  Time: 0:51
    • The Blacksmith [aka The Engineer's Song, Recitation]  Size: 53KB  Time: 0:17
    • The Hairs On Her Dicky Di Do [aka The Mayor Of Bayswater]  Size: 49KB  Time: 0:16
    • To The Woods, To The Woods [Unknown Recitation]  Size: 208KB  Time: 1:09
  • Digital Recording - Larry Haffner - 2004.06.06
    • Wild West Show  Size: 215KB  Time: 1:11
  • Digital Recording - Mark A. Mandel - 2004.02.07
    • Mimmi The College Widow - Mark A Mandel  Size: 67KB  Time: 0:22
  • Digital Recording - Mark A. Mandel - 2004.06.26
    • Thais  Size: 542KB  Time: 3:00
  • Digital Recording - Micca Patterson - 2004.10.11
    • Sambo Was A Lazy Coon / Asshole Rules The Navy  Size: 200KB  Time: 1:06
  • Digital Recording - Mike R. - 2005.10.03
    • Blackbird Where Are Ye  Size: 49KB  Time: 0:16
    • Cats On The Rooftop [Chorus Only]  Size: 36KB  Time: 0:12
    • Half Past Four I'm Fucking Off Ashore [fragment]  Size: 20KB  Time: 0:06
    • Me No Likey British Sailor  Size: 51KB  Time: 0:17
    • Oggy Land [aka Cor Bugger Janner (fragment)]  Size: 51KB  Time: 0:17
    • Oggy Land [aka Cor Bugger Janner Take 2 (fragment)]  Size: 67KB  Time: 0:22
  • Digital Recording - Mrs.T. - 2004.09.10
    • A Trouper Cut Down In His Prime  Size: 710KB  Time: 3:56
    • Ball Of Keirimuir  Size: 206KB  Time: 1:08
    • Barnacle Bill The Sailor  Size: 458KB  Time: 2:32
    • Brave Wolfe [Canadian Folksong]  Size: 827KB  Time: 4:35
    • D-Day Dodgers With Two Unusual Verses [includes Explanation Of Song]  Size: 1169KB  Time: 6:29
    • Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life [recited Fragment Of Song]  Size: 14KB  Time: 0:04
    • Glory Glory What Of A Hell Of A Way To Die  Size: 135KB  Time: 0:45
    • Glory Glory What Of A Hell Of A Way To Die [Crude Version (Double Time March Song)]  Size: 290KB  Time: 1:36
    • Great Green Gobs Of Greasy Grimey Gopher Guts  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
    • Has Anyone Seen The Colonel?  Size: 598KB  Time: 3:19
    • If I Were A Merry Maid [Variant Of "The Rugby Song", aka "Marrying Kind"]  Size: 868KB  Time: 4:49
    • Jesus Saves [Learned Summer Of 1969]  Size: 194KB  Time: 1:04
    • Life Is Full Of Disappointments [aka Life Presents A Dismal Picture]  Size: 182KB  Time: 1:00
    • Madame Moselle From Armenteers  Size: 137KB  Time: 0:45
    • Maggie Maggie May [spoken song]  Size: 32KB  Time: 0:10
    • McCaffery  Size: 886KB  Time: 4:55
    • My God How The Money Rolls In  Size: 229KB  Time: 1:16
    • North Atlantic Squadron  Size: 49KB  Time: 0:16
    • Plastic Jesus  Size: 61KB  Time: 0:20
    • Rickie-dan-doo [Clean Military Variant Of Ring-dang-doo]  Size: 724KB  Time: 4:01
    • Roddy McCorely [sung While Doing Morning Run]  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
    • Roll Along Wavey Navey  Size: 446KB  Time: 2:28
    • Roll Me Over In The Clover  Size: 133KB  Time: 0:44
    • Roll Your Leg Over [Fragment (Explanation Of Military Stag Bars In Canada)]  Size: 174KB  Time: 0:58
    • Screwguns [Tune - Eaton Boating Song With Notes]  Size: 323KB  Time: 1:47
    • Soldier And The Sailor [song Frangments And Two Choruses (need To Call Back)]  Size: 628KB  Time: 3:29
    • Sweet Briar Was Never Like This [fragment And Description Of Song And Its Canadian History (need To Call Back)]  Size: 518KB  Time: 2:52
    • The Bucher's Boy [aka Died For Love Or There Is A Tavern In Our Town (laws P24)]  Size: 436KB  Time: 2:25
    • The Four Marys [Child Ballad 173 (Mary Hamilton)]  Size: 661KB  Time: 3:40
    • The Red, Red Robin  Size: 67KB  Time: 0:22
    • The Sexual Life Of The Camel [Tune - Eton Boating Song]  Size: 83KB  Time: 0:27
    • They're Moving Father's Bones To Build A Sewer  Size: 122KB  Time: 0:40
  • Digital Recording - Murray Shoolbraid - 2004.08.31
    • Ball of Kerriemuir  Size: 849KB  Time: 4:43
    • Ball of Kerriemuir [fragments and explanations]  Size: 393KB  Time: 2:11
    • Balls to Mr. Bangelstein / Friar of Great Renown  Size: 294KB  Time: 1:38
    • Cats on the Rooftops  Size: 202KB  Time: 1:07
    • Good Morning Mr. Murphy [fragment -aka Walking Down Canal Street]  Size: 53KB  Time: 0:17
    • Good Ship Venus [Tune - In and Out the Windows]  Size: 303KB  Time: 1:41
    • In Mobile  Size: 409KB  Time: 2:16
    • Keyhole In The Door  Size: 380KB  Time: 2:06
    • Sing a Dirty Song or Show Us Your Bum [Recitation]  Size: 10KB  Time: 0:03
    • Tam Booie  Size: 309KB  Time: 1:43
    • The Great Wheel [aka The Engineer's Song]  Size: 184KB  Time: 1:01
    • The Verger [aka Ring the Bell Verger]  Size: 337KB  Time: 1:52
  • Digital Recording - Page Stephens - 2005.03.17
    • 2005.03.17 Page Stephens Unedited Telephone Interview  Size: 9070KB  Time: 50:23
  • Digital Recording - Patrice G. - 2005.11.10
    • Listen, Listen Cats Are Pissing [recitation]  Size: 24KB  Time: 0:08
    • My Name Is Pancho I Work On A Ranch-O  Size: 40KB  Time: 0:13
    • The Highway Song  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
  • Digital Recording - Patrice G. - 2005.12.14
    • A Foolish Young Fellow Named Bill [Recited Limerick]  Size: 28KB  Time: 0:09
    • A Gypsy Boy Stealing Some Shaws [Recited Limerick]  Size: 40KB  Time: 0:13
    • My Boyfriend Gave Me An Apple  Size: 77KB  Time: 0:25
    • Tarzan Tear His Underwear  Size: 98KB  Time: 0:32
    • There Was A Young Fellow From Brent [Recited Limerick]  Size: 28KB  Time: 0:09
    • Underwear [Tune - Over There, Unsure Where She Learned It]  Size: 83KB  Time: 0:27
    • Untitled Rhymed Recitation [Truckstop And Donut Learned From Internet]  Size: 63KB  Time: 0:21
  • Digital Recording - Patricia A. Wells - 2005.04.21
    • Leland Stanford Junior Farm [aka The Quartermaster's Corps]  Size: 53KB  Time: 0:17
    • There Were Five Constipated Men In The Bible  Size: 438KB  Time: 2:26
  • Digital Recording - Paul Stamler - 2005.04.21
    • Five Constipated Men In The Bible  Size: 147KB  Time: 0:49
  • Digital Recording - Peggy M. - 2006.03.28
    • Down Down Baby Down By The Roller Coaster [Incomplete, Lacking Middle, Hand Clapping Rhyme]  Size: 104KB  Time: 0:34
    • Ms. Lucy [Incomplete]  Size: 77KB  Time: 0:25
    • Oh, Mary Mac [Has Ask Mother For Fifty Cents To See The Elephant]  Size: 86KB  Time: 0:28
    • Texico, Texico [Jump Rope Rhyme With Description Of Actions]  Size: 102KB  Time: 0:34
    • Texico, Texico [Jump Rope Rhyme]  Size: 63KB  Time: 0:21
  • Digital Recording - R.E. Van Guilder (sp?) - 2005.10.21
    • Ground Tore Up [recitation]  Size: 24KB  Time: 0:08
    • Here's To The Farmer That Sat On The Fence  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
    • Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill (Goose Mother Rhyme)  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
    • Reporter Interviews Civil War Veteran (Joke)  Size: 124KB  Time: 0:41
  • Digital Recording - R.G "Sandy" Humprey - 2004.07.03
    • Green Stamps [aka Limericks]  Size: 40KB  Time: 0:13
    • Hairs On Her Dicky Die Doe [aka The Mayor Of Bayswater]  Size: 104KB  Time: 0:34
    • Here's To The Boys That Brew The Beer  Size: 94KB  Time: 0:31
    • Roll You Leg Over  Size: 40KB  Time: 0:13
    • The Ball Of Kerrymoor  Size: 73KB  Time: 0:24
    • The Sexual Life Of The Camel  Size: 149KB  Time: 0:49
  • Digital Recording - Richard Krause - 2004.08.18
    • He Who Writes On Shithouse Walls  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
    • When I Am Dead And In My Grave  Size: 47KB  Time: 0:15
  • Digital Recording - Richard Krause - 2006.09.29
    • Teen Heaven [recitation]  Size: 28KB  Time: 0:09
  • Digital Recording - Robert S. - 2006.01.24
    • Does Not Remember Seeing Gestures For Swing Low Sweet Chariot  Size: 88KB  Time: 0:29
    • I Met A Zulu Maiden [Learned In Pub After Playing Rugby In The 1930s From An Old Gold Miner]  Size: 24KB  Time: 0:08
    • Maori Chant Used By Rugby Team Before Went On Field  Size: 83KB  Time: 0:27
  • Digital Recording - Sandy Paton - 2004.04.27
    • Fascinatin' Bitch  Size: 61KB  Time: 0:20
    • One-balled Reily  Size: 192KB  Time: 1:04
    • Strawberry Whore  Size: 159KB  Time: 0:53
  • Digital Recording - Sara L. and Maynard R. J. - 2005.07.11
    • It Is A Beautiful Song [aka Blinded By Turds; or, Blinded By Shit]  Size: 116KB  Time: 0:38
    • One-eyed Riley [Sung By Sally Learned In 2003]  Size: 202KB  Time: 1:07
    • The German Clock-winder  Size: 313KB  Time: 1:44
    • The Hermit [perhaps From Oscar Brand, Learned 1961-66, Tune - Roll Your Leg Over]]  Size: 278KB  Time: 1:32
    • Violate Me In Violet Time  Size: 77KB  Time: 0:25
  • Digital Recording - Sarah Curry - 2005.04.28
    • A You A Cardinal? [Drinking Game w/Description]  Size: 1120KB  Time: 6:13
    • Aggie Fight Song  Size: 79KB  Time: 0:26
    • Charlotte The Harlot [Fragment - Chorus Only]  Size: 63KB  Time: 0:21
    • Here's To Sister Sarah [Song]  Size: 77KB  Time: 0:25
    • Here's To You As Good As You Are [Toast]  Size: 24KB  Time: 0:08
    • Hey, Lahdee Lee, Hey, Lahdee Low  Size: 251KB  Time: 1:23
    • I Don't Want To Be A Soldier [Fragment, aka I Don't Want To Join The Army - Sung While Doing Dishes In Sorority]  Size: 169KB  Time: 0:56
    • In The Shades Of Evening  Size: 178KB  Time: 0:59
    • Leland Stanford Junior Farm [aka The Quartermaster's Coups]  Size: 180KB  Time: 1:00
    • Let Nellie Sleep Under The Bar [aka The Lady In Red]  Size: 206KB  Time: 1:08
    • Little Brown Mouse  Size: 49KB  Time: 0:16
    • No Hiding Place Down There  Size: 356KB  Time: 1:58
    • Poor Willie  Size: 145KB  Time: 0:48
    • Roll Your Leg Over [Two Choruses And One Verse]  Size: 79KB  Time: 0:26
    • Salvation Army Song  Size: 425KB  Time: 2:21
    • Sarah, Sarah Sitting In A Shoe Shine Box  Size: 59KB  Time: 0:19
  • Digital Recording - Shut Yer Manhole (aka Little Head) - 2004.10.09
    • -------------'s A Wanker [written By Shut Yer Manhole]  Size: 45KB  Time: 0:15
    • A Frenchman Went To The Lavatory  Size: 83KB  Time: 0:27
    • A Soldier I Will Be  Size: 40KB  Time: 0:13
    • Are You Lonesome Tonight Was The Hash Out Of Sight [down Down For The Lost]  Size: 102KB  Time: 0:34
    • As I Was Walking  Size: 159KB  Time: 0:53
    • Ay Ay Ay Ay [limericks - Cante Fable - With Insulting Extra Line]  Size: 200KB  Time: 1:06
    • Beer Is Best And I Want A Beer Like The One That Pickled Dad [usually Sung Together]  Size: 174KB  Time: 0:58
    • Bestiality's Best, Boys  Size: 174KB  Time: 0:58
    • Blowjob B-l-o-w-j-o-b [Tune - Ya-da]  Size: 120KB  Time: 0:40
    • Bye Bye Cherry  Size: 120KB  Time: 0:40
    • Come To Me My Alcoholic Baby  Size: 69KB  Time: 0:23
    • Daisy, Daisy Wouldn't You Like To Screw [2nd Verse Written By Shut Your Manhole]  Size: 75KB  Time: 0:25
    • Dina Won't You Blow Me  Size: 55KB  Time: 0:18
    • Drink It Down You Hasher Runner [aka Zulu Warrior]  Size: 36KB  Time: 0:12
    • Drinking Beers Like These [written By Shut Yer Manhole]  Size: 53KB  Time: 0:17
    • Drunk Last Night [aka Glorious Victorious]  Size: 190KB  Time: 1:03
    • Dumb Ass [Down Down Song For People Who Do Something Particularly Dumb]  Size: 43KB  Time: 0:14
    • Fuck A Duck A Female Duck [Down Down Song]  Size: 59KB  Time: 0:19
    • Gang Bang Lulu [is Used As A Down Down Song For Men]  Size: 139KB  Time: 0:46
    • Gang Bang [aka Knock Knock]  Size: 151KB  Time: 0:50
    • God Bless My Underpants  Size: 83KB  Time: 0:27
    • Hash Prayer [Balls To Mr Bangelstein - Down Down Song]  Size: 143KB  Time: 0:47
    • Hashers Meet The Hashers [tune - The Flintstone's Theme]  Size: 129KB  Time: 0:43
    • He's The Meanest He Sucks The Horses Penis  Size: 45KB  Time: 0:15
    • Her Left Tit Hangs Down To Her Right Tit  Size: 24KB  Time: 0:08
    • Here's To ------- He's True Blue [Most Common Hash Song]  Size: 26KB  Time: 0:08
    • Here's To Brother Hasher [Down Down Song]  Size: 94KB  Time: 0:31
    • Here's To The Lassie With The Black Hairy Assie [cuts Out Twice]  Size: 647KB  Time: 3:35
    • Here's To Them They're The Horses Ass [two Versions - Down Down Song]  Size: 36KB  Time: 0:12
    • His One Skin Hangs Down To His Two Skin  Size: 47KB  Time: 0:15
    • Hitler Has Only Got One Ball [fragment Of 2nd Verse Heard Of 3rd Verse]  Size: 57KB  Time: 0:19
    • Hot Vagina [Tune - I've Been Working On The Railroad]  Size: 57KB  Time: 0:19
    • How Do You Do --------- How Do You Do  Size: 28KB  Time: 0:09
    • Hymn Hymn Fuck Him [Sung As A Four Part Harmony]  Size: 40KB  Time: 0:13
    • I Fell Into A Huge Wet Vagina [Fragment - Tune - Ring Of Fire]  Size: 32KB  Time: 0:10
    • I Have Half A Mind I Hash All The Time [Tune - I Walk The Line]  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
    • I Love My Girl [aka I Love My Wife; Down Down Song]  Size: 63KB  Time: 0:21
    • I'm Looking Over My Dead Dog Rover [Learned When 5 Years Old]  Size: 77KB  Time: 0:25
    • I'm Your Mailman [Down Down Song]  Size: 65KB  Time: 0:21
    • I've The A Start On A Twelve Inch Hard-on  Size: 75KB  Time: 0:25
    • Incest Is Best  Size: 92KB  Time: 0:30
    • It's A Small Dick After All [Down Down Song]  Size: 65KB  Time: 0:21
    • Jesus Saves [Song - With Story About The Song]  Size: 618KB  Time: 3:26
    • Large Balls - Balls As Heavy As Lead  Size: 284KB  Time: 1:34
    • Leprosy [aka Syphilis; Tune - Yesterday]  Size: 110KB  Time: 0:36
    • Love Me Tender Love Me Sweet [Down Down Song]  Size: 32KB  Time: 0:10
    • Monty Python's Philosopher's Song [Cuts Off - Sung As Quick As Possible]  Size: 147KB  Time: 0:49
    • My Boyfriend Has A First Name It's P-E-T-E-R  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
    • My Girl's A Vegetable  Size: 237KB  Time: 1:19
    • My Grandfather's Cock  Size: 65KB  Time: 0:21
    • My Guy's A Vegetable [Written By Chucky]  Size: 135KB  Time: 0:45
    • One Two Three Ugh [reportedly Most Common Ithica Song]  Size: 114KB  Time: 0:38
    • Please Forgive Me Dad  Size: 96KB  Time: 0:32
    • Poetry [Chorus Only, Perhaps Learned From Fuc Stik]  Size: 14KB  Time: 0:04
    • Pussy Cat Song  Size: 169KB  Time: 0:56
    • Put You Left Leg Over My Shoulder [with Performance Notes]  Size: 149KB  Time: 0:49
    • Rule Britannia [Down Down. Slap Ass During The Bams]  Size: 161KB  Time: 0:53
    • Sally In The Alley  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
    • She Was Coming Around The Mountain Doing 90  Size: 49KB  Time: 0:16
    • She's A Little Sex Pot [with Performance Notes]  Size: 45KB  Time: 0:15
    • Shiggy And Mud [Written By Shut Yer Manhole And Others]  Size: 190KB  Time: 1:03
    • Shitty Trail [Used To Baptize The Hares]  Size: 43KB  Time: 0:14
    • Sombrero  Size: 141KB  Time: 0:47
    • Some Die Of Drinking Water  Size: 36KB  Time: 0:12
    • Take It In Your Hand Mrs Murphy [with Flatliner Extra Verse]  Size: 81KB  Time: 0:27
    • Take Me Out To The Hash Run [tune - Take Me Out To The Ball Park]  Size: 77KB  Time: 0:25
    • Thank God You Finally Shutup  Size: 18KB  Time: 0:06
    • The Ball Of Kerrymuir  Size: 888KB  Time: 4:56
    • The Balls Of O'Leary [Sung In Harmony]  Size: 59KB  Time: 0:19
    • The Doggies Had A Meeting [Tune - ????]  Size: 147KB  Time: 0:49
    • The Drunken Scotsman's Kilt [Talks About Extra Verse]  Size: 378KB  Time: 2:06
    • The Eagles Fly High In Mobile  Size: 456KB  Time: 2:32
    • The Hash House Family [tune - The Adams Family]  Size: 77KB  Time: 0:25
    • The Lady In Red  Size: 135KB  Time: 0:45
    • The Little Brown Mouse  Size: 73KB  Time: 0:24
    • The Lobster Song  Size: 348KB  Time: 1:56
    • The Mayor Of Bays Water [Used To Baptize The Hares]  Size: 57KB  Time: 0:19
    • The Music Man [with Motions Discussed]  Size: 290KB  Time: 1:36
    • The Old Brown Cow Went [plift] Against The Wall  Size: 26KB  Time: 0:08
    • The Sexual Life Of The Camel [Believes This Is A Fragment Of A Longer Song]  Size: 49KB  Time: 0:16
    • The Wiggle Of Her Ass Would Make A Dead Man Come [variant Ending]  Size: 67KB  Time: 0:22
    • There Was A Little Bird No Bigger Than A Turd  Size: 75KB  Time: 0:25
    • There's A Game Call Twenty Toes  Size: 24KB  Time: 0:08
    • These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things  Size: 116KB  Time: 0:38
    • They Ought To Be Publicly Pissed On [Tune - My Bonny Lies Over The Ocean]  Size: 30KB  Time: 0:10
    • They're All Queers Together [Down Down Song]  Size: 100KB  Time: 0:33
    • This Is Your Down Down Song It Isn't Very Long  Size: 18KB  Time: 0:06
    • Was It You That Did The Pushing  Size: 75KB  Time: 0:25
    • We're A Bunch Of Rotten Bastards [aka We're A Pack of Bastards, Tune - I've Been Working On The Railroad]  Size: 63KB  Time: 0:21
    • We're Glad You Finally Showed Up [Tune - The Looney Tunes Theme]  Size: 32KB  Time: 0:10
    • We're The Flatliner Hashers [Theme Song]  Size: 133KB  Time: 0:44
    • What A Wank [Down Down Version]  Size: 47KB  Time: 0:15
    • What's The Use In Drinking Tea  Size: 262KB  Time: 1:27
    • When --------- Went To Piss Water [Down Down For Those Who Leave Circle To Piss]  Size: 32KB  Time: 0:10
    • When I Was Seventeen I Drank Some Very Good Beer [down Down Song]  Size: 57KB  Time: 0:19
    • When It's Incest Time In Texas [Down Down Song]  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
    • When The End Of The Month Rolls Around  Size: 135KB  Time: 0:45
    • Where Were You Last Time [Sung To Those Who Have Not Hashed Recently]  Size: 79KB  Time: 0:26
    • Whip It Out At The Ball Game  Size: 51KB  Time: 0:17
    • Who Can Take A Shitty Trail [Written By Little Head]  Size: 59KB  Time: 0:19
    • Why Was He Born So Beautiful And Pain In The Asshole [You Moon Person You Sing This To]  Size: 59KB  Time: 0:19
    • Why Why Did That Dog Have To Die  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
    • Would You Like A Penis In Your Ear Or Would You Like Some Urine In Your Beer  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
    • Would You Like To Sit On My Face  Size: 67KB  Time: 0:22
    • Ya-ho Ya-ho  Size: 317KB  Time: 1:45
    • You Can Tell A Man That Boozes By The Company That He Chooses  Size: 122KB  Time: 0:40
    • You're Number One  Size: 153KB  Time: 0:51
    • You've Got A Dose Of Clap [Clapping Introduces And Continues Throughout Song]  Size: 137KB  Time: 0:45
    • Your Ugly, Your Momma Says Your Ugly  Size: 55KB  Time: 0:18
  • Digital Recording - Skeet Gould - 2004.06.10
    • Castration of the Strawberry Roan [recited song]  Size: 290KB  Time: 1:36
  • Digital Recording - Sky Queen - 2004.05.21
    • Mrs. Murphy, Public Hairs And Nothing Could Be Finer [A St.Louis Trilogy]  Size: 417KB  Time: 2:19
    • Old McDonald [With Performance Notes]  Size: 401KB  Time: 2:13
  • Digital Recording - Special Head (Longbeach H3) - 2005.10.02
    • If Your Girlfriend Tastes Like Shit Flip Her Over  Size: 61KB  Time: 0:20
  • Digital Recording - SteveG - 2006.03.05
    • A Guy Was Walking Down Icky-picky Lane [Children's Rhyme]  Size: 20KB  Time: 0:06
    • All The Nice Girls Like A Candle  Size: 53KB  Time: 0:17
    • As I Was Going By Saint Pauls [recitation]  Size: 59KB  Time: 0:19
    • Away Away With Rum By Gum The Song Of The Salvation Army [Tune For 'north Atlantic Squadron']  Size: 24KB  Time: 0:08
    • Barley Mow Song [Cumulative, This Is, Reportedly, A 'buy Next Round Of Drinks' Forfeit Song]  Size: 290KB  Time: 1:36
    • Billy Taylor Was A Brisk Young Sailor  Size: 16KB  Time: 0:05
    • Bollocks They Make A Damned Good Stew [Tune - Colnel Boggy's March]  Size: 26KB  Time: 0:08
    • Caviar Comes From The Virgin Sturgeon [One Verse Only]  Size: 22KB  Time: 0:07
    • Charlotte The Harlot [Fragment, Tune - Sweet Betsy From Pike]  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
    • Cleanest Family In The Land [Tune - Road To The Isles]  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
    • Died Of Love [fragment]  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
    • Do Your Balls Hang Low [Tune - The Sailor's Hornpipe, Learned Late 1950s]  Size: 47KB  Time: 0:15
    • Down By The Old Mill Stream [Learned Early 1960s]  Size: 165KB  Time: 0:55
    • English Country Garden [Tune - English Country Garden]  Size: 32KB  Time: 0:10
    • Four And Twenty Virgins [aka The Ball Of Kerrimuir]  Size: 301KB  Time: 1:40
    • Georgie Porgie Puddin' And Pie  Size: 22KB  Time: 0:07
    • Good Morning Mr. Seaboots [Learned From Royal Navy Man, It Has Zulu Warrior, Learned In Pub]  Size: 208KB  Time: 1:09
    • Good Ship Venus [One Verse And Chorus, In And Out The Windows (So Early In The Morning)]  Size: 36KB  Time: 0:12
    • Hitler Has Only Got One Ball [Tune - Colonel Bogy's March, aka Bridge Over River Kwai]  Size: 24KB  Time: 0:08
    • I Lost My Arm In The Army  Size: 20KB  Time: 0:06
    • I Was Sitting In The Dungeon [Tune - Road To The Isles]  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
    • I'm Popeye The Sailor Man [Parody Verses Including I Love To Go Swimming With Bowlegged Women]  Size: 90KB  Time: 0:30
    • I've Drunk One And I Will Drink Two [Fragment, Sung Drinking Toast]  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
    • In And Out The Bluebells [Tune - In And Out The Windows, Same As Good Ship Venus]  Size: 16KB  Time: 0:05
    • In Mobile [One Verse]  Size: 43KB  Time: 0:14
    • Isn't It A Pitty She's Only One Titty [fragment]  Size: 18KB  Time: 0:06
    • It's Only Human Nature After All To Take A Girl Behind A Wall [recitation]  Size: 32KB  Time: 0:10
    • It's The Same The Whole World Over  Size: 122KB  Time: 0:40
    • It's The Second Front For You [Unknown Song Fragment]  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
    • Last Night I Contemplated Masturbation [Tune - Finiculi, Finicula]  Size: 83KB  Time: 0:27
    • Limericks [Sung, Sing Us Another One Chorus]  Size: 40KB  Time: 0:13
    • Lord Montague of Beaulieu [aka The Twelve Days Of Christmas (Rude Version)]  Size: 88KB  Time: 0:29
    • Lulu Had A Baby  Size: 79KB  Time: 0:26
    • Mary From The Mountain Glen [Tune - In And Out The Windows (same Tune As Good Ship Venus)]  Size: 61KB  Time: 0:20
    • Mary Had A Little Pig [Rude Children's Recitation]  Size: 16KB  Time: 0:05
    • My Brother Sylvest [British Pub Song In The 1950s And 60s]  Size: 118KB  Time: 0:39
    • My Old Man's A Dustman [Tune - My Old Man's A Dustman, Teasing Children's Song]  Size: 139KB  Time: 0:46
    • Not Last Night But The Night Before [Tune - In And Out The Windows Same As Good Ship Venus]  Size: 22KB  Time: 0:07
    • Our Little Nell [Recitation]  Size: 104KB  Time: 0:34
    • Poor Mary's Black Drawers  Size: 57KB  Time: 0:19
    • Roll Me Over In The Clover [One Verse And Chorus]  Size: 32KB  Time: 0:10
    • She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain [One Rude Rugby Verse]  Size: 235KB  Time: 1:18
    • Stormy Weather Boys [Rude Verses]  Size: 71KB  Time: 0:23
    • Sweet Violets [Learned In The Late 1950s]  Size: 61KB  Time: 0:20
    • Swing Low Sweet Chariot [Description Of Gestures]  Size: 657KB  Time: 3:39
    • The Bloody Great Wheel [aka The Engineer's Song, Learned Early 1970s]  Size: 395KB  Time: 2:11
    • The Boy Stood On The Burning Deck [recitation]  Size: 40KB  Time: 0:13
    • The First Time I Met Her She Was All Dress In White  Size: 305KB  Time: 1:41
    • The Girls In France Do The Titty Wobble Dance [Tune - The Streets Of Cairo, Learned In The Late 1950s]  Size: 47KB  Time: 0:15
    • The Lobster Song [Learned From Uncle In Mid-1960s At Family Sing-songs]  Size: 344KB  Time: 1:54
    • The Wild West Show  Size: 188KB  Time: 1:02
    • There Was An Old Farmer [Learned Late 1950s]  Size: 135KB  Time: 0:45
    • There Was An Woman Of Ninty-two [aka The Rolling Fart]  Size: 96KB  Time: 0:32
    • Three German Officers Crossed The Rhine  Size: 112KB  Time: 0:37
    • We're All Queers Together [Tune - The Eton Boating Song]  Size: 110KB  Time: 0:36
    • When Susie Was A Baby [Fragment Of Children's Song]  Size: 51KB  Time: 0:17
    • When You Wore A Tulip  Size: 36KB  Time: 0:12
  • Digital Recording - Sudsuckin' Bigfoot and Enter the Gerbil, Gypsies in the Palace H3 - 2004.04.26
    • A Soldier I Will Be  Size: 36KB  Time: 0:12
    • As I Was Walking  Size: 311KB  Time: 1:43
    • Follow The Band  Size: 223KB  Time: 1:14
    • Hold It In Your Hand Misses Murphey  Size: 30KB  Time: 0:10
    • Hymn Fuck Him  Size: 14KB  Time: 0:04
    • Lassie With The Black Hairy Assie [Tune - Scotland The Brave]  Size: 466KB  Time: 2:35
    • No One Wants To Fuck Grandma  Size: 47KB  Time: 0:15
    • Now You Have Finally Shut Up [Tune - Loony Tunes]  Size: 32KB  Time: 0:10
    • Pissonya [aka Piss On You]  Size: 86KB  Time: 0:28
    • Poetry  Size: 94KB  Time: 0:31
    • S&M Man  Size: 161KB  Time: 0:53
    • Sally In The Alley [Tune - Reuben, Reuben]  Size: 28KB  Time: 0:09
    • The Hash House Quartet  Size: 49KB  Time: 0:16
    • The Music Man  Size: 468KB  Time: 2:36
    • The Nipples On Her Tits  Size: 47KB  Time: 0:15
    • The Old Brown Cow  Size: 32KB  Time: 0:10
    • There Was A Little Bird  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
    • Twenty Toes  Size: 20KB  Time: 0:06
    • When It's Hog Calling Time [Tune - Red River Valley]  Size: 86KB  Time: 0:28
    • Where, Oh Where, Were You Last Week?  Size: 59KB  Time: 0:19
    • With An F, With An F, With An F-u-c  Size: 53KB  Time: 0:17
    • Would You Like A Finger?  Size: 77KB  Time: 0:25
  • Digital Recording - Sudsuckin' Bigfoot and Enter the Gerbil, Gypsies in the Palace H3 - 2004.05.15
    • All Australians Born Illegitimate  Size: 104KB  Time: 0:34
    • Clint Meets The Gay Caballero [written By Wrong John, Gypsies In The Palace HHH]  Size: 217KB  Time: 1:12
    • Face Down Ass Up  Size: 22KB  Time: 0:07
    • Fuck Off [Tune - Old Lang Syne]  Size: 51KB  Time: 0:17
    • He's A Damn Fine Guy [He's A Horse's Ass]  Size: 79KB  Time: 0:26
    • How Much Beer Has He Been Drinking  Size: 96KB  Time: 0:32
    • I Don't Want To Be A Housewife [Additional Verse For I Don't Want To Join The Army]  Size: 88KB  Time: 0:29
    • Irian Jaya [Tune - Mull of Kintyre]  Size: 292KB  Time: 1:37
    • Jesus Saves [With Performance Notes]  Size: 591KB  Time: 3:17
    • Jonestown [Tune - Downtown]  Size: 217KB  Time: 1:12
    • Last Night I Laid In Bed And Held My Plonker [With Performance Notes]  Size: 204KB  Time: 1:08
    • Love Me Tender [Down-Down Song]  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
    • Moshi, Moshi Anone [Japanese Phone Song]  Size: 114KB  Time: 0:38
    • Rhode Island Red  Size: 100KB  Time: 0:33
    • Ringadangdoo [aka Ring Dang Do]  Size: 571KB  Time: 3:10
    • Rule Brittania  Size: 53KB  Time: 0:17
    • S-c-r-o-t-u-m [Scrotum - With Performance Notes]  Size: 71KB  Time: 0:23
    • She'll Be Coming Around The Yamanotai [sp?] Line [with Performance Notes]  Size: 247KB  Time: 1:22
    • She's A Little Sex Pot [with Performance Notes]  Size: 159KB  Time: 0:53
    • The Days Of The Week [with extra singers: Strike 5 and Round the Horn (of the FHAC-U Hash -- Fat Humans United)]  Size: 454KB  Time: 2:31
    • The Engineer's Song  Size: 546KB  Time: 3:02
    • The Frenchman Went To The Toilet [with Extra Verse And Performance Notes]  Size: 196KB  Time: 1:05
    • We Hate To See You Go [sung To Someone Leaving The Hash]  Size: 24KB  Time: 0:08
    • When It's Incest Time In Texas  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
    • Whip It Out At The Ballgame  Size: 47KB  Time: 0:15
    • [Performance Notes For The Music Man]  Size: 188KB  Time: 1:02
  • Digital Recording - Tom "Fuk Stik" Tarka - 2004.05.07
    • 'gina [Dina]  Size: 55KB  Time: 0:18
    • A Frenchman Went To The Lavatory  Size: 61KB  Time: 0:20
    • A Is For A [aka A Long Black Pudding - Song With Description]  Size: 831KB  Time: 4:37
    • All Australians Are Born Illegitimate  Size: 55KB  Time: 0:18
    • Anthony Roley [aka A is for Asshole, ABC Song]  Size: 331KB  Time: 1:50
    • Are You Going To Get A Hard-on (So Suck Me Off)  Size: 18KB  Time: 0:06
    • As I Was Walking [fragment]  Size: 102KB  Time: 0:34
    • Asshole [aka A Soldier I Will Be]  Size: 30KB  Time: 0:10
    • Balls To Mr. Bangelsteen  Size: 112KB  Time: 0:37
    • Bang Bang Lulu  Size: 40KB  Time: 0:13
    • Barcelona  Size: 112KB  Time: 0:37
    • Charlotte The Harlot Lay Dying  Size: 83KB  Time: 0:27
    • Come Sit On My Face If You Love Me [fragment]  Size: 43KB  Time: 0:14
    • Days Of The Week  Size: 798KB  Time: 4:26
    • Dina Won't You Blow Me? Dina Won't You Blow My Horn?  Size: 59KB  Time: 0:19
    • Do Your Balls Hang Low?  Size: 24KB  Time: 0:08
    • Doggies Meeting Conversation  Size: 1282KB  Time: 7:07
    • Doggies Meeting [Tune - Aurea. With Performance Notes]  Size: 358KB  Time: 1:59
    • Edge Of Creation [Mrs Murphy]  Size: 57KB  Time: 0:19
    • Follow The Hash  Size: 63KB  Time: 0:21
    • Fuck A Duck A Female Duck  Size: 188KB  Time: 1:02
    • Gang Bang  Size: 81KB  Time: 0:27
    • Get It Up, Get It In, Get It Out [attrib. "Sex Toy and Rose Eh" Toronto HHH]  Size: 40KB  Time: 0:13
    • Glorious Victorious [Chorus Only]  Size: 32KB  Time: 0:10
    • God Bless My Underpants  Size: 55KB  Time: 0:18
    • Have It You Way [parody Of Burger King Commercial]  Size: 49KB  Time: 0:16
    • Have You Got A Hard-On? (It's Rising Now)  Size: 18KB  Time: 0:06
    • He Ought To Be Publicly Pissed On  Size: 18KB  Time: 0:06
    • He's The Horses Ass [He Takes It Up The Ass]  Size: 90KB  Time: 0:30
    • Head Who Said Head [with Additional Verse]  Size: 135KB  Time: 0:45
    • Hello Penis My Old Friend  Size: 288KB  Time: 1:36
    • Here's To Them They Are Blue [down-down Song]  Size: 28KB  Time: 0:09
    • Hitler Has Only Got One Ball [Tune - Colonel Bogy's March, aka Bridge Over River Kwai]  Size: 28KB  Time: 0:09
    • I Love My Gal [aka I Love My Wife; Variant Tune]  Size: 47KB  Time: 0:15
    • John Thomas [aka Red Plush Britches]  Size: 313KB  Time: 1:44
    • Jr. Birdman With Performance Notes  Size: 339KB  Time: 1:53
    • Lady In Red  Size: 131KB  Time: 0:43
    • Lassie With The Black Hairy Assie [Tune - Scotland The Brave]  Size: 151KB  Time: 0:50
    • Last Night I Stayed Up Late To Masturbate  Size: 106KB  Time: 0:35
    • Leprosy [aka Syphilis; Tune - Yesterday; fragment]  Size: 104KB  Time: 0:34
    • Lil Lived In A House Of Ill Reputey [aka Poor Lillian]  Size: 202KB  Time: 1:07
    • My Girl's A Vegetable  Size: 77KB  Time: 0:25
    • Nancy Brown [Rolling Down The Mountain]  Size: 282KB  Time: 1:34
    • Nellie 'awkins  Size: 471KB  Time: 2:37
    • Periwinkle Song  Size: 124KB  Time: 0:41
    • Pubic Hairs  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
    • Pull Back My Four Skin For Me  Size: 53KB  Time: 0:17
    • Put Your Left Leg Over My Shoulder  Size: 26KB  Time: 0:08
    • S & M Man [with Performance Notes]  Size: 237KB  Time: 1:19
    • S-c-r-o-t-u-m [Scrotum - Tune: Jada]  Size: 53KB  Time: 0:17
    • Sex Is Boring Pain Is Fun  Size: 63KB  Time: 0:21
    • She's A Little Sex Pot [with Performance Notes]  Size: 90KB  Time: 0:30
    • Singing In The Rain Hash Version  Size: 585KB  Time: 3:15
    • Suck Swallow Hurl [Alternative To Why Are We Waiting]  Size: 20KB  Time: 0:06
    • Take It In Your Hand Mrs. Murphy [Down Down And Variant]  Size: 73KB  Time: 0:24
    • The Balls Of O'Leary  Size: 83KB  Time: 0:27
    • The British Grenadier [aka Some Die Of Drinking Whiskey]  Size: 69KB  Time: 0:23
    • The Button Factory  Size: 219KB  Time: 1:13
    • The Color Song  Size: 129KB  Time: 0:43
    • The Engineer's Song [with Performance Notes, aka The Bloody Great Wheel]  Size: 303KB  Time: 1:41
    • The Girl From Baltimore [with Commentary And Performance Notes]  Size: 456KB  Time: 2:32
    • The Little Brown Mouse  Size: 83KB  Time: 0:27
    • The Lobster  Size: 227KB  Time: 1:15
    • The Monks Of Saint Bernard  Size: 75KB  Time: 0:25
    • There Was A Little Bird No Bigger Than A Turd  Size: 208KB  Time: 1:09
    • This Is Your Down Down Song It Isn't Very Long  Size: 12KB  Time: 0:04
    • Twinkle Twinkle Little Hasher [fragment]  Size: 32KB  Time: 0:10
    • Up Jumped The Monkey From The Coconut Grove  Size: 67KB  Time: 0:22
    • Vagina In The Morning  Size: 45KB  Time: 0:15
    • Walking Down Canal Street  Size: 145KB  Time: 0:48
    • We've Got Virgins At Our Hash  Size: 30KB  Time: 0:10
    • When I Was A Little Girl I Had A Little Thing  Size: 245KB  Time: 1:21
    • When The End Of The Month Rolls Along  Size: 118KB  Time: 0:39
    • Whip It Out At The Ball Game  Size: 114KB  Time: 0:38
    • Why Was He Born So Beautiful [One Ball Variant]  Size: 26KB  Time: 0:08
    • Why Were They Born So Beautiful [Long Version]  Size: 43KB  Time: 0:14
    • Why Were They Born So Beautiful [Medium Version]  Size: 36KB  Time: 0:12
    • Why Were They Born So Beautiful [Short Version]  Size: 24KB  Time: 0:08
    • Why Were They Born So Beautiful [Three Parts Complete]  Size: 71KB  Time: 0:23
    • You Can Go Get Fucked  Size: 190KB  Time: 1:03
    • Zulu Warrior [Two Versions]  Size: 36KB  Time: 0:12
  • Digital Recording - Tom Jones III - 2005.01.04
    • Down By The Old Mill Stream  Size: 59KB  Time: 0:19
  • Digital Recording - Tom Jones III - 2005.01.24
    • Battle Cry Of Freedom [Parody Of Mary Had A Little Lamb]  Size: 202KB  Time: 1:07
    • Ben Growgan's Goat [Tune - The Ring Dang Doo]  Size: 231KB  Time: 1:17
    • Flee Fly Flow [Song With Gestures]  Size: 151KB  Time: 0:50
    • Gang Bang Lulu [Fragment - Secret Song Of Scouts]  Size: 81KB  Time: 0:27
    • Great Green Gobs  Size: 90KB  Time: 0:30
    • High Above A Phi Chi's Ankles  Size: 69KB  Time: 0:23
    • I Am The Musician Follow Thee My Count [aka The Music Man]  Size: 268KB  Time: 1:29
    • I Shot My Slow Teacher With A Rubber Band ["Old Smokey" Parody]  Size: 75KB  Time: 0:25
    • I Wear My Pink Pajama's  Size: 120KB  Time: 0:40
    • I'm Looking Over My Dead Dog Rover  Size: 53KB  Time: 0:17
    • It Aint Going To Rain No More No More  Size: 131KB  Time: 0:43
    • Let Me Graze Up Your Valley If You Love Me [Tune - Red River Valley]  Size: 98KB  Time: 0:32
    • Mr Johnny Verbeck  Size: 196KB  Time: 1:05
    • On Top Of My Pizza [Old Smokey Parody]  Size: 67KB  Time: 0:22
    • On Top Of Old Smokey All Cover With Dirt  Size: 69KB  Time: 0:23
    • On Top Of Spaghetti [Old Smokey Parody]  Size: 98KB  Time: 0:32
    • The Chicago Fire Song And The Backwards Chicago Fire Song  Size: 114KB  Time: 0:38
    • The Lavatory Man [Tune Uncertain Describes Motions]  Size: 247KB  Time: 1:22
    • Three Blind Jellyfish [Boys Enjoy Song, Leaders Hate Song]  Size: 147KB  Time: 0:49
    • [Ask Me No More Questions Tell Me No More Lies]  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
    • [Feet Smell Rotten - Tune - Dixie]  Size: 22KB  Time: 0:07
  • Digital Recording - Tom Kissedher (pseud.) - 2004.06.27
    • Birth Control [aka Syphilis; or, Leprosy; Tune - Yesterday]  Size: 143KB  Time: 0:47
    • Walking Down Canal Street  Size: 67KB  Time: 0:22
    • Why Was He Born So Beautiful?  Size: 73KB  Time: 0:24
    • Wild Rover [Additional Verse]  Size: 55KB  Time: 0:18
    • Yogi Bear  Size: 198KB  Time: 1:06
  • Digital Recording - Tom Kissedher (pseud.) - 2004.10.07 - Recorded at ERC'69 Rugbyclub
    • My Name Is Ben Johnson  Size: 124KB  Time: 0:41
    • The Cow Kicked Nelly  Size: 165KB  Time: 0:55
  • Digital Recording - Traci A. Ohren - 2006.03.17
    • Molly Brown [aka Piss Pot Pete; Cadence; Tune - Sound Off, Learned In 1984 Or 1985]  Size: 110KB  Time: 0:36
    • Old Mother Hubbard  Size: 22KB  Time: 0:07
    • The Monkey And The Baboon  Size: 24KB  Time: 0:08
  • Digital Recording - Turok - 2005.02.18
    • Has Anybody Seen JC [fragment - Learned In 1958-59]  Size: 49KB  Time: 0:16
    • Luang Prabang  Size: 65KB  Time: 0:21
    • Plastic Jesus [One Verse, Cleaned Up By Turok]  Size: 59KB  Time: 0:19
    • [Discussion Of The Doggies Meeting - Known To The Tune Of The Church's One Foundation]  Size: 45KB  Time: 0:15
  • Digital Recording - Vaughan Hully - 2005.01.30
    • A Soldier I Will Be [With Extra Fragment Verse]  Size: 71KB  Time: 0:23
    • Always Eat When You Are Hungry [Don't Stop Breathing Or You Will Die]  Size: 90KB  Time: 0:30
    • As I Was Walking Through A Wood [Tunes - Old One Hundred And Hernando's Hideaway]  Size: 235KB  Time: 1:18
    • Assholes Are Cheap Today [Fragment]  Size: 32KB  Time: 0:10
    • Auntie Mary Had A Canary  Size: 20KB  Time: 0:06
    • Barnacle Bill The Sailor [Fragments]  Size: 112KB  Time: 0:37
    • Be Kind To Your Web Footed Friends  Size: 49KB  Time: 0:16
    • British Gonnereha  Size: 53KB  Time: 0:17
    • Cats On The Rooftops  Size: 143KB  Time: 0:47
    • Caviar Comes From The Virgin Sturgeon [Admits To Tune Being Off]  Size: 112KB  Time: 0:37
    • Cosher Bailey  Size: 485KB  Time: 2:41
    • Do Your Balls Hang Low? [Tune - The Streets of Cairo]  Size: 49KB  Time: 0:16
    • Down At Our School Things Are Awful Funny [aka Down The Lane]  Size: 225KB  Time: 1:15
    • Durex Is A Girl's Best Friend  Size: 79KB  Time: 0:26
    • Eskimo Nell [Fragment - Recitation]  Size: 30KB  Time: 0:10
    • Follow The Band [Chorus Only]  Size: 14KB  Time: 0:04
    • Gathering Flowers [aka Nuts in May]  Size: 333KB  Time: 1:51
    • Good Morning Mr Murphy  Size: 102KB  Time: 0:34
    • Good Ship Venus [Recitation - Only Known as Recitation]  Size: 77KB  Time: 0:25
    • Hark, Hark, I Hear Thunder [Children's Recitation]  Size: 18KB  Time: 0:06
    • Hey Ho Says Rolley [aka A is Asshole; aka ABC Song]  Size: 36KB  Time: 0:12
    • Hitler Has Only Got One Ball [Tune - Colonel Bogy's March, aka Bridge Over River Kwai]  Size: 55KB  Time: 0:18
    • Hog-eyed Man [aka Mary In The Kitchen - Discussion Of Bawdy Song]  Size: 227KB  Time: 1:15
    • I Am The Music Man [Not Bawdy - Explanation Of Gestures]  Size: 337KB  Time: 1:52
    • I Have A Dog Who's Name Is Rover [Tune - Gathering Nuts In May]  Size: 120KB  Time: 0:40
    • I've Been A Hells Angel Many A Year [Wild Rover Parody, One Verse Only]  Size: 22KB  Time: 0:07
    • If I Was The Marrying Kind  Size: 157KB  Time: 0:52
    • Inky Pinky Parlevous [Fart Version - Learned Late 1950s]  Size: 212KB  Time: 1:10
    • Its The Same The Whole World Over  Size: 63KB  Time: 0:21
    • Landlord Fill The Flowing Bowl [Two Rude Verses]  Size: 196KB  Time: 1:05
    • Lloyd George Knew My Father [With Description Of Context Of Song]  Size: 233KB  Time: 1:17
    • Lou Mackary [Football Chant]  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
    • Maggie Mae  Size: 305KB  Time: 1:41
    • Mary From The Mountain Glen Seduced Herself With A Fountain Pen  Size: 86KB  Time: 0:28
    • My Darling Grace [Recitation]  Size: 16KB  Time: 0:05
    • My Grandfather's Cock [Fragment]  Size: 30KB  Time: 0:10
    • Oh Father Oh Father I've Come To Confess  Size: 63KB  Time: 0:21
    • Oh, Sir Jasper [Discussion Of Song]  Size: 102KB  Time: 0:34
    • Red Flannel Drawers That Maggie Wore [Fragment]  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
    • Roll Me Over In The Clover [Fragmentary]  Size: 145KB  Time: 0:48
    • Shoe Maker Shoeman Was His Name [Learned At University]  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
    • Sombrero [Believes This To Be Complete Song]  Size: 22KB  Time: 0:07
    • Swing Low Sweet Chariot [Discussion]  Size: 903KB  Time: 5:01
    • Take Your Glasses To The Bar [Bar Closing Song]  Size: 40KB  Time: 0:13
    • The Poor Old Landlord Can't Get The Buggers Out  Size: 61KB  Time: 0:20
    • The Sexual Life Of The Camel [Tune - Eton Boating Song]  Size: 251KB  Time: 1:23
    • The Thrashing Machine  Size: 272KB  Time: 1:30
    • The Wild West Show [Song With Discussion]  Size: 372KB  Time: 2:04
    • The Yellow Rose Of Texas [Children's Song]  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
    • There Once Was A Farmer Who Sat On A Rock  Size: 145KB  Time: 0:48
    • Three German Officers Crossed The Rhine  Size: 280KB  Time: 1:33
    • Why Was He Born So Beautiful? [Song Context - Sung In Harmony]  Size: 83KB  Time: 0:27
    • Will You Marry Me?  Size: 126KB  Time: 0:42
    • Yogi Bear [Learned Mid 1990's]  Size: 122KB  Time: 0:40
    • You Are My Sulsha My Only Sulsha [Football Chant]  Size: 16KB  Time: 0:05
    • Zulu Warrior [Incomplete - Uncertain About Tune]  Size: 81KB  Time: 0:27
    • [King Of The God Damned Isles - Recitation]  Size: 368KB  Time: 2:02
    • [She Wore No Blowsers, I Wore No Trowsers]  Size: 77KB  Time: 0:25
    • [The More Vulgar Minded - Spanish Guitar Chorus]  Size: 75KB  Time: 0:25
  • Digital Recording - Vince Marino - 2005.11.13
    • Please Don't Burn The Shithouse Down [Learned In Army 1942-43]  Size: 77KB  Time: 0:25
  • Digital Recording - Walter Deyherle And Wife - 2006.02.01
    • Ask Your Mother For Fifty Cents To See The Elephant Climb The Fence [recitation, Teasing]  Size: 45KB  Time: 0:15
    • Bye Bye Cherry [Learned In The Late A 1970s]  Size: 65KB  Time: 0:21
    • Discussion Of Playing The Drinking Game 'Dead Bug'  Size: 315KB  Time: 1:45
    • Discussion Of The Poker/Spoon Drinking Game  Size: 194KB  Time: 1:04
    • Drinking Trivia [Drinking Game, If You Miss A Question You Have To Do A Shot]  Size: 16KB  Time: 0:05
    • Here's To The Girl Who Calls You Honey [toast]  Size: 43KB  Time: 0:14
    • Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill Each Had A Dollar And A Quarter [recitation]  Size: 16KB  Time: 0:05
    • Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill To Have A Little Sex [recitation]  Size: 36KB  Time: 0:12
    • Lady Visits A Genecologist (Drive Back Up Into It) [joke]  Size: 118KB  Time: 0:39
    • Lady Went To Her Genecologist For A Yearly Examination [joke]  Size: 217KB  Time: 1:12
    • Liar's Poker [Drinking Game]  Size: 98KB  Time: 0:32
    • Over The Teeth Behind The Gums [toast]  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11
    • Please Don't Burn My Shithouse Down [Fragment, Remembers Hearing It At A Local VFW, Need Date For This]  Size: 165KB  Time: 0:55
    • There Was An Old Man From Where [Recited Limerick]  Size: 20KB  Time: 0:06
    • Travelling Salesman With Flat Tire [Ends In 'Was It You Who Did The Pushing' Rhymed Recitation, Learned In The Late 1970s]  Size: 301KB  Time: 1:40
  • Digital Recording - William Vanneman - 2006.03.14
    • Don't Send My Boy To Harvard The Dying Mother Said  Size: 133KB  Time: 0:44
    • Far Above Cayuga's Waters Is An Aweful Smell [fragment Of A Parody]  Size: 36KB  Time: 0:12
    • Hi, Hi, Hi For Alpha Delta  Size: 131KB  Time: 0:43
    • I Wish I Were A Fascinating Bitch  Size: 92KB  Time: 0:30
    • In Bohemia Hall  Size: 59KB  Time: 0:19
    • Its The Same The Whole World Over  Size: 145KB  Time: 0:48
    • Michael Finnegan  Size: 71KB  Time: 0:23
  • Digital Recording - Yusuf N. - 2006.05.15
    • Chant From On Of The Last Poets Albums  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
    • Gang War Chant From Bedford Stuyvesant in Central Brooklyn  Size: 65KB  Time: 0:21
    • I'm A Liar Your A Flyer (Take 1) [Rhymed Recitation Response To Someone Calling You A Lier]  Size: 69KB  Time: 0:23
    • I'm A Liar Your A Flyer (Take 2) [Rhymed Recitation Response To Someone Calling You A Lier]  Size: 22KB  Time: 0:07
    • La-la-boom-zee-ay [Tune - Ta-ra-boom-de-ay; Learned In 1958-60 (8-10 Years Old)]  Size: 71KB  Time: 0:23
    • My Name It Is Pancho, I Live On A Rancho [recitation]  Size: 24KB  Time: 0:08
    • Piss Pot Pete (Take 1) [Learned When 15 Or 16 Ca. 1965-66]  Size: 71KB  Time: 0:23
    • Piss Pot Pete (Take 2)  Size: 73KB  Time: 0:24
    • Shine, Shine [fragment]  Size: 38KB  Time: 0:12
  • Tape Recording - Les Cleveland - 2005.03.16
    • You Can Tell Them All [Tune - Sussex By The Sea]  Size: 124KB  Time: 0:41
    • My Old Gal Salome  Size: 249KB  Time: 1:23
    • Tiger Lily  Size: 53KB  Time: 0:17
    • Isn't It A Pitty She's Only One Titty [Tune - Blaze Away (March)]  Size: 157KB  Time: 0:52
    • Sister Anna Can Carry The Banner [Humorous Dialog - Sods Opera]  Size: 73KB  Time: 0:24
    • The Balls Of O'Leary  Size: 81KB  Time: 0:27
    • For They Were Large Balls [Fragment - Uncertain About Refrain]  Size: 116KB  Time: 0:38
    • The Old Red Flannel Drawers  Size: 221KB  Time: 1:13
    • If I Were A Rugby Fullback [Tune - One Man Went To Mow A Meadow]  Size: 364KB  Time: 2:01
    • The Dying Stockman  Size: 69KB  Time: 0:23
    • A Drunken Old Harlot Lay Dying  Size: 174KB  Time: 0:58
    • Fascinating Bitch  Size: 73KB  Time: 0:24
    • She Had Those Dark and Dreamy Eyes [aka A Sailor's Wife]  Size: 352KB  Time: 1:57
    • Viva La Company [Song Special To New Zealand Troops]  Size: 571KB  Time: 3:10

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