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I Never Had Sex With That Woman.mp3
[Notes
to "Never Had Sex"]
One morning my fair lady found me in the arms
In the arms of a young chamber maid
And when she demanded an answer,
These are the words that I said
Chorus:
- Oh, I never had sex with that woman
Though the contrary comes to your mind.
No, I never had sex with that woman
Depending on how it's defined.
I did not a thing to arouse her.
I gave her no pleasure you see.
I averted my eyes and dropped trouser
And I allowed her to have sex with me
'Twas then that my lady surprised me
"I'm a sister of Sapho," she said
For that young chamber maid has enticed me
Many hours have I sent in her bed.
So all you young fellows take warning
And attention to me should be paid
Or you may you find your lady one morning
In the arms of some young chamber maid.
© 1998. Words by Stephen L. Suffet
with second stanza by Ada Prill.
