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I'm A Ruptured Cowboy, I Have The Gonorrhea.mp3
(Tune - El Rancho Grande(?))

I am a ruptured cowboy
I have the gonoreah
I got it from Maria
She gave it to me free-a
And now I can not pee-a

I have the syph
And the blue balls
I have the clap
On my two balls
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