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Field Recording - John Patrick Collection - See Notes.

Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2004.01.04

Papier [A Frenchman Went To The Lavatory] Size: 184KB Time: 1:01

Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2004.07.05

Two Irishmen Size: 100KB Time: 0:33

Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2004.07.17

Ching-Chung Chinaman Size: 172KB Time: 0:57

My Cross-eyed Girl [Tune - "The Death Of Willie" - Not Bawdy] Size: 139KB Time: 0:46

Sandy-O Size: 47KB Time: 0:15

Sydney Road Size: 157KB Time: 0:52

Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2004.12.13

All My Life I've Been Afflicted [Cante Fable] Size: 49KB Time: 0:16

Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willing [Mnemonic Recitation To Learn Resistance Colors] Size: 126KB Time: 0:42

Goldwater In '64, Hot Water In '65 Size: 16KB Time: 0:05

Great Green Gobs [Used To Tease Others] Size: 90KB Time: 0:30

Hark The Herald Angels Sing, Mrs. Simpson Pinched Our King Size: 65KB Time: 0:21

Hitler Had Only One Left Ball Size: 34KB Time: 0:11

Khrushchev The Baldheaded Communist [Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer Parody] Size: 116KB Time: 0:38

Mary Had A Little Lamb [Recitation, Parody] Size: 16KB Time: 0:05

Scamp Sandwiches Size: 45KB Time: 0:15

Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2005.02.11

Strangers In The Night Exchanging Rubbers Size: 36KB Time: 0:12

We Had Joy We Had Fun We Ran Naked In The Sun Size: 26KB Time: 0:08

Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2005.02.19

Drunk Last Night, Drunk The Night Before Size: 96KB Time: 0:32

Her Mother Never Told Her [aka The Lady In Red] Size: 94KB Time: 0:31

My Father Was The Keeper Of The Eddistone Light Size: 155KB Time: 0:51

Violate Me In The Violate Time Size: 100KB Time: 0:33

[Untitled German Song] Size: 79KB Time: 0:26

Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2005.03.15

By The Shore Of Lake Sa-la-kus [from first line] Size: 247KB Time: 1:22

Give A Cheer, Give A Cheer For The Men Who Drink The Beer Size: 24KB Time: 0:08

I Am A Ruptured Cowboy I Have The Gonorrhea Size: 69KB Time: 0:23

Walking Down Canal Street [recitation] Size: 55KB Time: 0:18

Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2005.03.23

Beautiful Streamer [fragment] Size: 102KB Time: 0:34

Cadence To Tease Others (Rangers, Airborne And Others) Size: 266KB Time: 1:28

Old King Cole [Cadence With Zim Zam God Damn Chorus] Size: 686KB Time: 3:48

There Was Blood Upon The Risers [Sung In Bar] Size: 30KB Time: 0:10

Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2005.04.14

Delta Gammas Do Not Drink Size: 32KB Time: 0:10

Give A Cheer For The Guys That Drink The Beer [Father Learned At Yale, Graduated In 1974] Size: 67KB Time: 0:22

Take A Drink Like A DG Can Size: 24KB Time: 0:08

Take Your Man Around The Corner Size: 65KB Time: 0:21

[Roll Em Up, Down, Another Keg Around Because The A Phi's Are Drinking Tonight] Size: 14KB Time: 0:04

Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2005.04.18

Be-boppin' Jesus, He's My Savior Now Size: 47KB Time: 0:15

Give Me That Old Time Religion [with Druid Verse] Size: 49KB Time: 0:16

Jesus Saves [Learned 1966] Size: 108KB Time: 0:36

Jesus Was A Teenager Too [Rosery Rosery Yeh] Size: 53KB Time: 0:17

Jesus Will Save You [Tune - Hava Nageela] Size: 45KB Time: 0:15

Plastic Jesus [Learned 1966] Size: 79KB Time: 0:26

Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2005.08.16

It's The Ring Your Mother Wore Size: 82KB Time: 0:27

Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2005.09.25

Brassiere [Tune - Brazil - Two Part Round] Size: 106KB Time: 0:35

Diarrhea [Tune - Halleluiah Chorus (uncertain, fragment)] Size: 32KB Time: 0:10

Leprosy [Tune - Jalousie, (aka Jealousy) a Tango 1955-59] Size: 40KB Time: 0:13

My Turtle Has Tuberculosis [Tune - My Bonny Lies Over The Ocean] Size: 67KB Time: 0:22

Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2005.11.11

On Top Of Old Smokey All Covered With Blood Size: 34KB Time: 0:11

The Diarrhea Song Size: 67KB Time: 0:22

The Littlest Boy (Was Stuck In A Straw) Size: 129KB Time: 0:43

Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2005.12.08

Little Willie Killed His Sister [Rhymed Recitation] Size: 24KB Time: 0:08

My Children Are Laughing Behind My Back [from Sam Eskin LP] Size: 165KB Time: 0:55

Persian Kitty [fragment] Size: 63KB Time: 0:21

Tear Your Arm Off And Beat You To Death [Learned From Grandmother As A Way To Silence Children] Size: 18KB Time: 0:06

The Rubber Dolly Song Size: 51KB Time: 0:17

There Was Blood On The Saddle [Sung With Sister On Road Trips Learned From Radio] Size: 61KB Time: 0:20

Violate Me In Violet Time Size: 86KB Time: 0:28

Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2006.03.16

Everywhere We Go [Learned In 2000 In Alpha Phi Alpha Initiation] Size: 120KB Time: 0:40

Digital Recording - Anonymous- 2006.03.12

Diarrhea [One Verse Learned From Movie Parenthood] Size: 45KB Time: 0:15

Never Laugh When A Hearse Goes By [fragment] Size: 61KB Time: 0:20

The Comet Song 2 [Learned From Mother] Size: 32KB Time: 0:10

The Comet Song [Breaks Up; Learned From Mother] Size: 35KB Time: 0:11

Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2006.03.26

Diarrhea [Chant Fragment] Size: 32KB Time: 0:10

John And Peggy Sitting In A Tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G [Jumprope Rhyme] Size: 45KB Time: 0:15

There's A Place In France Where The Naked Ladies Dance Size: 33KB Time: 0:11

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