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Brothel In Cairo.mp3
(Tune - Sweet Violets and Unknown)
There once was a brothel in Cairo
The worst place on the map
The smell of the place it was awful
Surrounded by syphilitic crap
There where he-bags, she-bags and shit bags
And bags of Gonorrhea
The MO pulled back me foreskin
And whispered in my ear
If the eye could only see
If the lips could only speak
What a wonderful tale they would tell us
All about VD
But the eye is all bummed up
Those lips will never speak
Never again will I venture
On a 24 hour bunk-up.
Cerivadam* I'd like to shag your daughter
And take her back to Blighty
And scrub her in carbolic
Twice a week
And then my little eaner [wiener?]
Would smell a damned sight cleaner
How I love her
How I love her
How I love my mother-in-law
She nothing but a fucking great whore
She nags me day and night
I can't do fuck-all right
She's balled and bandy
She's makes my head spin madly
How I love her
How I love her
How I love my mother-in-law
The fucking whore
* Cerivadam -- A proper name in Arabic for a woman.
