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I Went To The Kitchen To Get A Stick Of Butter.mp3

I went to the kitchen to get a stick of butter
I saw James Bond sitting in the gutter
I got a piece of glass
Shoved it up his ass
Never saw a bleeper, beeper run so fast

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