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Cardinals Be Damned.mp3
The Cardinals be damned, boys
The Cardinals be damned
The Cardinals be damned, boys
The Cardinals be damned
And any Stanford son-of-a-bitch
Don't like the blue and gold
Can pucker up to Rosie's lips
And kiss the Bear's asshole.
Stanford's run by Harvard
Harvard is run by Yale
Yale run by Vassar
And Vassar's run by tale
Stanford is run on stud horse piss
They say it's raised by hand
Oh those masturbating sons of bitches
The asshole of the land
Here's to Marchy Swat, boys
The dirty son of a bitch
I hope he dies of syphilis
And of the seven year itch.
And if we ever catch him
I'll tell you what we'll do
We'll line his ass with broken glass
And seal it up with glue.
I'm a prostitute from Stanford
I'll fuck for fifty cents
You can lay my ass upon the grass
My pants upon the fence
I'll let you rub my belly
On Sundays fuck for free
But get off of me you son of a bitch
But if you're from USC.
