"My Old Gal Salome" Song Lyrics w/Free MP3 Download

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My Old Gal Salome.mp3

Down our street we had a little party,
Everybody there was oh so gay and hearty.
Talk about a party, talk about a treat,
We drink all the beer from the boozer down the street.

There was old Uncle Joe,
Fair fucked up,
We put him in the cellar,
With the old bull pup.

Little Sunny Tim,
Trying to get it in,
With his asshole
Winking at the moonlight.

Oh, Salome, Salome, my old girl Salome,
Standing there with her asshole bare,
Waiting for someone to shove it there
And slide it and guide it right up her great big ass.
She's a great big bitch. She's twice the size of me,
Hairs on her belly like the branches of a tree,
She can run, jump, fuck, fight,
Wheel a barrow or a truck,
She's my gal Salome.

Monday night she takes it up her back,
Tuesday night she takes in all the slack,
On Wednesday she fucks like hell,
On Thursday night she has a spell,
On Friday night she takes it up her nose,
In between her fingers and down between her toes.
On Saturday night she's my delight
And she goes to church on Sunday.

Oh, Jesus wants me for a sunbeam
And a bloody fine sunbeam I'll be.

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