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Isn't It A Pitty She's Only One Titty.mp3
(Tune - Blaze Away(?))
Tight as a drum
Tight as a drum
Tight as a monkey's asshole
Oh what a pitty she's only one titty
To feed the baby on
The poor little bugger he'll never play rugger
He'll never be big and strong
Oh, he'll never go swimming
He'll never chase women
He'll never be fit to fight
He's fed by a cripple with only one nipple
Because of what happened one night
One night when they were seated in a little Austin
Doing things they shouldn't do
When along came a bloody great lorry
And cut them off in the middle of a screw
'Twas then the tip was amputated
And the baby was created
And the moral of this story is
Don't do things you shouldn't do.
Tight as a drum
Tight as a drum
Tight as a monkey's asshole
