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Sambo Was A Lazy Coon / Arsehole Rules The Navy.mp3 


Sambo was a lazy coon,
Who like to sleep in the afternoon,
So tired was he, so tired was he.
Off to the forest he would go,
Swinging his chopper too and fro,
When along came a bee, a bloody great bumble bee,
Bzz, bzz, bzz, bzz.
Go away you bumble bee, I ain't no rose,
I ain't no bleeding flower, get off my bastard nose.
Get off my nasal organ, don't you come near.
If you want a bit of fanny, you can see I haven't any,
And you'll get no asshole here.

Asshole rules the Navy,
Asshole rules the Navy,
Asshole rules the navy,
But you'll get no asshole here.

When I was young I had no sense.
Caught my bollocks on a fence.
To the doctor I did go.
Me balls and all I had to show.
He sat me on a stool
And he lopped off my tool.
When I went home, my father laughed
To see two balls without a shaft.

Asshole rules the Navy.
Asshole rules the Navy.
Asshole rules the Navy,
But you'll get no asshole here.

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