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The Monks of St. Bernard.mp3

The monks of  St. Bernard,
St. Bernard, St. Bernard,
They don't give a bugger at all.  (Why not?)
They rise up right early, right early, right early,
And pee through a hole in the wall.

The green leaves are yellow,
The green leaves are yellow,
The green leaves are yellow,
And so is the hole in the wall!  (in the wall!)

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