Tom "Fuk Stik" Tarka

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A is for A
Barcelona
Charlotte Lay Dying
The Doggies' Meeting
Dina Blow Me
A Frenchman
Fuck A Duck
Go Get Fucked
God Bless My
Have You A Hardon 1
Have You A Hardon 2
Head! Who Said Head?
Hello Penis
House of Ill Reputey
The Lady In Red
Monks of St. Bernard
Nancy Brown
Nellie 'Awkins
Peri-Periwinkle Song
A Prayer
Sex Is Boring
There Was A Little Bird
Up Jumped the Monkey
Whip It Out...

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These recordings of Hash songs are PUBLIC DOMAIN. You can put any -- or all -- of these Hash songs on your local hash pages. I do ask that you credit Tom "Fuk Stik" Tarka as the singer of the song.

Field Recording - John Patrick Collection - See Notes.
- Digital Recording - Tom "Fuk Stik" Tarka - 2004.05.07
  - 'gina [Dina] Size: 55KB Time: 0:18
  - A Frenchman Went To The Lavatory Size: 61KB Time: 0:20
  - A Is For A [aka A Long Black Pudding - Song With Description] Size: 831KB Time: 4:37
  - All Australians Are Born Illegitimate Size: 55KB Time: 0:18
  - Anthony Roley [aka A is for Asshole, ABC Song] Size: 331KB Time: 1:50
  - Are You Going To Get A Hard-on (So Suck Me Off) Size: 18KB Time: 0:06
  - As I Was Walking [fragment] Size: 102KB Time: 0:34
  - Asshole [A Soldier I Will Be] Size: 30KB Time: 0:10
  - Balls To Mr. Bangelsteen Size: 112KB Time: 0:37
  - Bang Bang Lulu Size: 40KB Time: 0:13
  - Barcelona Size: 112KB Time: 0:37
  - Charlotte The Harlot Lay Dying Size: 83KB Time: 0:27
  - Come Sit On My Face If You Love Me [fragment] Size: 43KB Time: 0:14
  - Days Of The Week Size: 798KB Time: 4:26
  - Dina Won't You Blow Me? Dina Won't You Blow My Horn? Size: 59KB Time: 0:19
  - Do Your Balls Hang Low Size: 24KB Time: 0:08
  - Doggies Meeting Conversation Size: 1282KB Time: 7:07
  - Doggies Meeting [Tune - Aurea. With Performance Notes] Size: 358KB Time: 1:59
  - Edge Of Creation [Mrs Murphy] Size: 57KB Time: 0:19
  - Follow The Hash Size: 63KB Time: 0:21
  - Fuck A Duck A Female Duck Size: 188KB Time: 1:02
  - Gang Bang Size: 81KB Time: 0:27
  - Get It Up, Get It In, Get It Out [attrib. "Sex Toy and Rose Eh" Toronto HHH] Size: 40KB Time: 0:13
  - Glorious Victorious [Chorus Only] Size: 32KB Time: 0:10
  - God Bless My Underpants Size: 55KB Time: 0:18
  - Have It You Way [parody Of Burger King Commercial] Size: 49KB Time: 0:16
  - Have You Got A Hard-On? (It's Rising Now) Size: 18KB Time: 0:06
  - He Ought To Be Publicly Pissed On Size: 18KB Time: 0:06
  - He's The Horses Ass [He Takes It Up The Ass] Size: 90KB Time: 0:30
  - Head Who Said Head [with Additional Verse] Size: 135KB Time: 0:45
  - Hello Penis My Old Friend Size: 288KB Time: 1:36
  - Here's To Them They Are Blue [down-down Song] Size: 28KB Time: 0:09
  - Hitler Has Only Got One Ball Size: 28KB Time: 0:09
  - I Love My Gal [Variant Tune] Size: 47KB Time: 0:15
  - John Thomas [aka Red Plush Britches] Size: 313KB Time: 1:44
  - Jr. Birdman With Performance Notes Size: 339KB Time: 1:53
  - Lady In Red Size: 131KB Time: 0:43
  - Lassie With The Black Hairy Assie Size: 151KB Time: 0:50
  - Last Night I Stayed Up Late To Masturbate Size: 106KB Time: 0:35
  - Leprosy [fragment] Size: 104KB Time: 0:34
  - Lil Lived In A House Of Ill Reputey Size: 202KB Time: 1:07
  - My Girl's A Vegetable Size: 77KB Time: 0:25
  - Nancy Brown [Rolling Down The Mountain] Size: 282KB Time: 1:34
  - Nellie 'awkins Size: 471KB Time: 2:37
  - Periwinkle Song Size: 124KB Time: 0:41
  - Pubic Hairs Size: 38KB Time: 0:12
  - Pull Back My Four Skin For Me Size: 53KB Time: 0:17
  - Put Your Left Leg Over My Shoulder Size: 26KB Time: 0:08
  - S & M Man [with Performance Notes] Size: 237KB Time: 1:19
  - S-c-r-o-t-u-m [Scrotum - Tune: Jada] Size: 53KB Time: 0:17
  - Sex Is Boring Pain Is Fun Size: 63KB Time: 0:21
  - She's A Little Sex Pot Size: 90KB Time: 0:30
  - Singing In The Rain Hash Version Size: 585KB Time: 3:15
  - Suck Swallow Hurl [Alternative To Why Are We Waiting] Size: 20KB Time: 0:06
  - Take It In Your Hand Mrs. Murphy [Down Down And Variant] Size: 73KB Time: 0:24
  - The Balls Of O'Leary Size: 83KB Time: 0:27
  - The British Grenadier [aka Some Die Of Drinking Whiskey] Size: 69KB Time: 0:23
  - The Button Factory Size: 219KB Time: 1:13
  - The Color Song Size: 129KB Time: 0:43
  - The Engineer's Song [with Performance Notes, aka The Bloody Great Wheel] Size: 303KB Time: 1:41
  - The Girl From Baltimore [with Commentary And Performance Notes] Size: 456KB Time: 2:32
  - The Little Brown Mouse Size: 83KB Time: 0:27
  - The Lobster Size: 227KB Time: 1:15
  - The Monks Of Saint Bernard Size: 75KB Time: 0:25
  - There Was A Little Bird No Bigger Than A Turd Size: 208KB Time: 1:09
  - This Is Your Down Down Song It Isn't Very Long Size: 12KB Time: 0:04
  - Twinkle Twinkle Little Hasher [fragment] Size: 32KB Time: 0:10
  - Up Jumped The Monkey From The Coconut Grove Size: 67KB Time: 0:22
  - Vagina In The Morning Size: 45KB Time: 0:15
  - Walking Down Canal Street Size: 145KB Time: 0:48
  - We've Got Virgins At Our Hash Size: 30KB Time: 0:10
  - When I Was A Little Girl I Had A Little Thing Size: 245KB Time: 1:21
  - When The End Of The Month Rolls Along Size: 118KB Time: 0:39
  - Whip It Out At The Ball Game Size: 114KB Time: 0:38
  - Why Was He Born So Beautiful [One Ball Variant] Size: 26KB Time: 0:08
  - Why Were They Born So Beautiful [Long Version] Size: 43KB Time: 0:14
  - Why Were They Born So Beautiful [Medium Version] Size: 36KB Time: 0:12
  - Why Were They Born So Beautiful [Short Version] Size: 24KB Time: 0:08
  - Why Were They Born So Beautiful [Three Parts Complete] Size: 71KB Time: 0:23
  - You Can Go Get Fucked Size: 190KB Time: 1:03
  - Zulu Warrior [Two Versions] Size: 36KB Time: 0:12

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