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Good Morning Mr. Murphy.mp3


Good morning Mr. Murphy
God bless your hear and soul
I tried to fuck your daughter
But I couldn't find her hole

At last I found her hole
Underneath her frock
Then Damn it Mr. Murphy
I couldn't find me cock

At last I found my cock
Underneath my hand
Damn it Mr. Murphy
I couldn't make it stand

At last I made it stand
As straight as any pin
Then Damn it Mr.Murphy
I couldn't get it in

At last I got it in
And waggled it about
Damn it Mr. Murphy
I couldn't get it out

At last I got it out
All rosy, red and sore
Then damn it Mr. Murphy
The bugger asked for more

I gave her more and more
As much as I could stand
And now she's wheeling babies
Up and down the strand

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