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Bumper to Bumper

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by Sheri Osborn and Deeann Tozlian

We've all been there. Rushing to work. Stuck in the traffic, looking for a parking space or maneuvering through the detours around campus. But just when you think the traffic will drive you crazy, you realize that some of our colleagues have chosen to provide comic relief in the form of bumper stickers or license plate frames. Here are some of the more entertaining ones we spotted on campus recently. Do you recognize yours?

• Livin' La Vida Loca
• My Other Car Is in Pieces
• Hard to Get . . . Even Harder to Keep
• Things Get Better With Age. . .
• I'm Approaching Magnificent
• Yield to the Princess
• If You Can't Keep Up . . . Get Out of the Way
• I'd Rather Be in Bloomingdale's
• Oh Romeo, Romeo . . .
• Where the Hell Art Thou?
• My Karma Ran Over My Dogma
• Driver Carries No Cash . . .
• Kids Play Ice Hockey
• My Other Car Is a Jet
• But, But, But, I'm the Princess
• I Don't Drive Fast . . . I Just Fly Low
• Good Girls Have Bad Toys
• Popularity Is a Socially Transmitted Disease
• Reality Is for People Who Lack Imagination
• Me and Whoever but Never Forever
• I am a Fireman's Flame
• Princess of Quite A Lot
• Conceitedness Is a Flaw and I Have No Flaws
• Driver Has No Cash ­ He's Married
• I Don't Drive Faster
• Than My Angels Fly
• As Long as There Are
• Tests There Will Be Prayer in School
• Early to Bed, Early to Rise,
• Fish All Day & Make Up Lies